Stuff Morty Should Definitely Do

Revision as of 04:30, October 20, 2005 by 80.58.0.44 (talk)
  1. Stay as cool as he is because no other college presidents know how to keep it real the way our Morty does.
  2. Play Beirut with me
  3. Better, sponsor "Forties with Morty." On his front lawn.
  4. Splash some crazy colored paint on those black jeans.