Westcott Gail '12

A mythical being, half-man half-leopard, who transferred to Williams from Colorado College after his freshman year. Known for his strong musk and misshapen left triceps, Wes enjoys rowing and eating burritos. Both of these contribute to his aforementioned strong musk.

Wes plans to major in Math, not out of any particular love for the subject, but rather to hide the fact that he is, in fact, totally illiterate. Wes is also notable for his hatred of western medicine, stating that vaccines are 'for weaklings' and that the secret to health lies in acupuncture and tea.

Wes currently resides in Mark Hopkins 4C.

His arch-nemesis is John Gorman '13.