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[[Category:Williamspeak]]'''Your mom Mom''' is hota conceit with currency among some circles at Williams. Ever needed It is probably a good time, a hot babe, some fresh homebaked cookies? derivative of the "Yo Momma"/"Your Mom" jokes that were popular in grade school. It is invariably used with irony. "Your mom is the one " can be used as an unthinking answer to calla question or a quick and easy riposte.E.g.,
"I'm going to the baseball game, wanna come?"
"Your mom wants to come."
== History Your mom reached her peak popularity in 2002-2003, when more than a handful of seniors gave Math colloquia with "Your Mom ==" in the title. The complete list is:
*"Blowing Up Cubes: Making Your mom was probably born anywhere Mom Proud" (Satyan Devadoss, professor) *"An Examination of Outcome Sensitivity to Deception in a Case-Control Study of Second-Hand Smoking or What to Do If Your Mom Lies about Smoking" (Michael Baoicchi '03) *"The 15 Puzzle: How to Stump Your Mom" (Tracy Borawski '03) *"Backwards Induction Is Not Robust or Why You Can't Always Trust Your Mom in a Truel" (Adam Cole '03) *"Analyzing Dichotomous Dependent Variables Using Logistic Regression, or How to Predict Absolutely Anything about Your Mom" (Jennifer Doleac '03) *"Throwing Darts with Your Mom, or, Is the Continuum Hypothesis False?" (Williams Edgar '03) *"AES: The Best Way to Hide your Internet Movie Collection from 36 Your Mom" (Robert Gonzalez '03) *"The Game of 'Guess It' or How to 60 years agoBluff Your Mom Out of 30 Grand" (Thomas Hodgson '03) *"HOMFLY and Your Mom: Polynomials and Braids" (Brian Katz '03) *"The Banach-Tarski Paradox, but really her age doesnor How to Turn Your Mom into a Turkey" (Daniel Klasik "03) *"On Voting Coalitions and Power Indices. Should Your Mom Be a Politician?" (Edvard Major 't matter because she is timeless03) *"The Continuous Wavelet Transform: Wavelets and Your Mom, or, rather, Their Mom" (Mark Rothlisberger '™03) *"Can You Prove the Existence of Your Mom without Offering a Construction? Algebraic Curves, Invariants, and Hilbert's Finite Basis" (Eric Schoenfeld '03) [http://www.williams.edu/resources/sciencecenter/center/RS03html/RepSci2003fnl-MATHEMAT.html Source of abstracts]
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