Difference between revisions of "Your Mom"

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== History of Your Mom ==
 
== History of Your Mom ==
  
Your mom was probably born anywhere from 36 to 60 years ago, but really her age doesn't matter because she is timeless.  When you were a kid she birthed you and then changed your diapers.  After a while she began taking you to school, and eventually began forcing you to get good grades so you could go to college.  Now you are away from the nest and it's pretty hard on her, so give her a call next time you're sitting around.
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Your mom was probably born anywhere from 36 to 65 years ago, but really her age doesn't matter because she is timeless.  When you were a kid she birthed you and then changed your diapers.  After a while she began taking you to school, and eventually began forcing you to get good grades so you could go to college.  Now you are away from the nest and it's pretty hard on her, so give her a call next time you're sitting around.
  
  
 
[[Your Dad]] does not receive nearly the same publicity as your mom.
 
[[Your Dad]] does not receive nearly the same publicity as your mom.

Revision as of 23:43, October 15, 2005

Your mom is hot. Ever needed a good time, a hot babe, some fresh homebaked cookies? Your mom is the one to call.


History of Your Mom

Your mom was probably born anywhere from 36 to 65 years ago, but really her age doesn't matter because she is timeless. When you were a kid she birthed you and then changed your diapers. After a while she began taking you to school, and eventually began forcing you to get good grades so you could go to college. Now you are away from the nest and it's pretty hard on her, so give her a call next time you're sitting around.


Your Dad does not receive nearly the same publicity as your mom.