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  1. She runs the hills like a mattress

  2. She feeds me love and tenderness and macaroons

  3. Like in Havana, have a banana

  4. The smell of 30,000 pounds of bananas

  5. Love those people on a subway train, sleeping out as they (unsure of lyrics)

  6. as he wades through ? from the center of time

  7. They said it was okay to use their private bong, whoo!

  8. There was funky Chinamen from funky Chinatown, they were chopping men up, they were chopping men down

  9. Fearless men who jump and die

  10. Baby, you're hotter than a bowl of soup

  11. Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

  12. "Da do do do, Da da da da," is all I want to say to you

  13. They don't have to get your laundry cleaned

  14. She blew my nose and....

  15. Lord have mercy, I'm burnin' a hole where I lay, yeah

  16. Now I know you're not the only starfish in the sea

  17. But the stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach

  18. Wish I was an English muffin, about to make the most out of the toaster, I'd ease myself down, comin' up brown

  19. Muhammed was known to have said, "You watch me shuffle, and I'll jab off your head"-- he moves like the Black Superman

  20. I never had a dream you'd make sweet love to me

  21. A lemonade pie and a brand-new car, cantaloupe eyes

  22. And when she heard them singin' "Rama lama lama lama lama ding dong," she said we'd never have to part

  23. Oh, I've got a girl named "Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong"