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The Allen Scott Konigsberg Memorial Bonus
- Name the character Allen Scott Konigsberg plays in each of the following movies: Take the Money and Run; Love and Death; Bananas; Sleeper; Play It Again, Sam; Manhattan; Annie Hall; Stardust Memories?
TTMAR: Virgil Starkwell; LAD: Boris; B: Fielding Mellish; S: Miles Monroe; PIAS: Alan Felix; M: Isaac Davis; AH: Alvy Singer; SM: Sandy Bates.
- In "Take the Money and Run," what are Woody's parents' names?
His father was named William; his mother was named Jonathan Ralph.
- In the same movie, what did Woody give as his occupation?
He manufactures escalator shoes, for people who get nauseous in elevator shoes.
- Also from "Take the Money and Run," what did Woody steal, after stealing a large amount of veal?
He had to steal a tremendous amount of breading.
- And the final "Take the Money and Run" question: What does the warden want to know, when Woody says he found the warden's daughter kissing Kowalski?
Whether Kowalski was a midget.
- In "Love and Death," what meal does Sonia serve Woody for dessert?
A big bowl of sleet.
- Also from "Love and Death," after Ivan dies, his wife and Sonia share two of his possessions. What are they?
His letters (consonants and vowels), and his string collection.
- In "Sleeper," why can't Woody believe his friends are all dead, even though he's been asleep for 200 years?
They all ate organic rice.
- These are all from "Sleeper." How does woody explain these various pictures from his time, as shown to him by the doctors who awaken him: Richard Nixon, Howard Cosell, Billy Graham, and a Playboy centerfold?
Nixon-- did something so terrible that all records of him were destroyed;
Cosell-- his tapes were used as a torture device
Graham-- knew God personally, and went on double dates with Him;
Playboy centerfold-- not real women, but inflatable dolls.
- Also from "Sleeper": According to Luna," if something is more than neat, what is it likely to be?
- In "Bananas," what illicit activity did Woody perform as a child?
Bought pornographic books in Braille, and ran his fingers over the dirty parts.
- In "Sleeper," when they try to bring Woody out of his brainwashed state, what character does Woody lapse into?
Blanche DuBois (from "A Streetcar Named Desire").
- In "Stardust Memories," what final question do the Martians who come to Earth ask Woody?
Why he doesn't make funny movies anymore.
- In "Casino Royale," what kills everyone in the end, and how is it triggered?
Woody swallows a pill with terrible side effects. He hiccups 1 million times, then explodes.
- What movie included the credit "Introducing Woody Allen"?
"What's New, Pussycat?"