Colin Yee

From Willipedia

Colin Yee hails from Danville, CA where the weather is more temperate and the gene pool is infused with trophy wife stock. He passed his first year in Sage F where he played an incidental role in the development of Capball. Sophomore year was spent in Dodd and junior year was spent in Carter. Currently he resides in Prospect "Green Up" where he weighs down his half-floor's average SAT score.

Mirthfully cynical, he may seem conceited and self-involved but the consensus is that he has a soul. Confusion about its existence originated during its seasonal transmigration. It usually returns around May.

Also, his name is not Phillip.