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Difference between revisions of "Stuff The Student Body Should Definitely Do"
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##Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof. | ##Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof. |
Revision as of 12:41, December 5, 2005
- Your mom.
- Embrace the revolution.
- Against anchor housing?
- Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof.
- Learn the difference between "you're" and "your."
- Also between "there," "their," and "they're."
- And "whose" and "who's."
- And "to," "two", and "too," while we're at it.
- And "whose" and "who's."
- Also between "there," "their," and "they're."
- Learn what constitutes a valid argument.
- Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof.
- Unpop collars.
- Form a volunteer regiment to fight in Iraq and one to fight in Iran and in N. Korea and France and all the other bad guy who hate our freedom.
- Repop collars.
- Drink less hate-orade.
- Make fewer brilliant puns that make lesser men jealous, and cause them to make snide remarks in past edits of this Wiki.
- Learn how to be an unforgivable cunt about grammatical issues.
- Have more bitchfests on the blogs.
- Realize that humanism is like a boot stomping on a human face forever.
- Realize that existentialism is a humanism.
- Visit Dartmouth and learn Beer Pong, which is way better than Beirut.
- Play Beer Pong obsessively.
- Our campus isn't really configured quite right for beer pong.
- Play Beer Pong obsessively.
- Reconfigure campus for Beer Pong, while we set up anchor housing.
- Drink alcoholic beverages sometime.
- Unpop collars once more.
- Make puns.
- Act like obnoxious dicks at the snack bar.
- Amuse random alums who edit the wiki.
- Guard against acting like tools. Self check, especially when drunk.
- Get into more blog bitchfests when there's work to do.
- Stop working and go out and get drunk and pull up stakes and smash bikes like the true inner tool you are.