Williamstown Landmarks

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I. The College

1. Where is the Gargoyle Gate? The Symmes Gate?

2. According to a sign in the Snack Bar, "service is limited to...." whom?

3. Whose portrait hangs in Baxter Lounge?

4. Memorials

   1. What are the first six words of the quote inscribed on the memorial to Charles Piper Cost?

   2. What is inscribed on the Garfield bench?

   3. Whose body is in the mausoleum in the graveyard?

   4. What nickname is given to Reverend Edward Dobb Griffin on his tombstone?

   5. What is the epitaph on the tombstone of Carl Ill van Duyne?

5. In the Snack Bar, one can find two blueprints detailing the construction of what? (There are two separate answers.)

II. The Town

6. Cherry and orange are two flavors of jellybeans at the Slippery Banana. Name five of the other ten.

7. You can get your pizza at Colonial with onions, peppers, cheese, pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, anchovies, and ten other toppings. Name five of them.

8. The vending machines outside of the Williamstown information booth sell what papers? (There are four of them.)

9. What are the following sandwiches at Papa Charlie's better known as?

   1. Tuna, sprouts, tomatoes, swiss, avocado, mayo, wheat

   2. Hot pastrami and melted cheddar

   3. Melted swiss and muenster, avocados, sprouts, tomatoes

10. What buildings house the following shops?

    1. Williams Shop and Goff's

    2. Images and King's Liquor

    3. The College Bookstore and Drummond's

11. Perry Realty shares a building with what insurance company?

12. The Williamstown Fire Station houses which fire company?

13. Sketch completely the signs for the following estrablishments:

    1. The River House

    2. The Captain's Table

    3. The Outlet (North Adams)

III. On The Way To North Adams

14. What is the name of the Chevrolet dealership?

15. What family owns the Four Acres Motel?

16. What is the name of the airport?

IV. On The Way To Vermont

17. What is the full name of the dog track?

18. What is odd about the Entering Williamstown and Entering Massachusetts signs?

19. How do you get to Rudd's Christmas Trees?

20. According to its sign, what is the Cosy Corner famous for?