#1
Question: You are relaxing in your home at 1313 MOCKINGBIRD LANE, catching yourfavorite cartoon. As the final words ring out-- "JANE, STOP THIS CRAZYTHING!!!", you suddenly feel faint. Opening your eyes, you discover that youare no longer dressed like a human being. Instead, the costume you wear isthat of a FLOURESCENT SHEEP FROM LAWRENCE, KANSAS, complete with GLOWINGWOOL. And who's that coming your way? Good Lord! It's everyone's favoritegame show host, Monty Hall! That's right! You're on "Let's Make A Deal"! Quick now, the choice. Will it be the $100 cash, or what's behind thecurtain? Overcome by greed, you take the curtain. But Good Grief! It's acamel! You've been ZONKED! But never fear, here's Johnny to tell you whatyou've won. Turtle Wax, Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat, and of course,items from the Spiegel catalogue. And now the first question. What is theaddress of the Spiegel's catalogue?
Answer: Chicago 60609.
Song: "Sympathy For The Devil," by the Rolling Stones
(NOTE: The above question refers to several previous incarnations of the Chicago 60609 team.)
#2
Realm: TV
Subrealm: Doctors
Question: Bernie Koppel, beloved Doc of "The Love Boat," was previously seen as aregular villain on a popular series. What series was it, and what villaindid he play?
Answer: Siegfried, on "Get Smart."
Song: "Gimme Some Lovin," by the Spencer Davis Group
#3
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Who Are We?
Question: Who are Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom?
Answer: "The Producers" (from the movie of the same name).
Song: "You And Me," by Alice Cooper
#4
Realm: Sports
Subrealm: Baseball
Question: Whose record did Babe Ruth break when he smashed 60 home runs in oneseason?
Answer: His own.
Song: "Batman," by the Who
#5
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Comedy
Question: What is the nickname of the co-driver in "The Big Bus," and why?
Answer: Shoulders, because he likes to drive on the shoulders of the road.
Song: "Devil With The Blue Dress On/ Good Golly Miss Molly," by Mitch Ryder andthe Detroit Wheels
#6
Realm: Miscellaneous
Subrealm: Fads
Question: We all remember CB's language, and how it polluted the airwaves in themiddle 70's. But can you remember what each of the following CB terms means?a) Seat Cover; b) Chicken Coop; c) Bear in a White Wrapper
Answer: Seat Cover--Female passenger; Chicken Coop--Weigh station; Bear in aWhite Wrapper-- Unmarked police car(Part b is especially hard -- cut people a break)
Song: "Convoy," by C.W. McCall
#7
Realm: Comics
Subrealm: Cavemen
Question: What are the names of the two women in "B.C."?
Answer: The Fat Broad and the Cute Chick.
Song: "Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)," by Joe Tex
#8
Realm: Ads
Subrealm: Cigarettes
Question: What motto is found on every pack of Marlboro regulars?
Answer: "Veni, vidi, vici."
Song: "The Magnificent Seven Theme," by Al Caiola & Orchestra
#9
Realm: Television
Subrealm: The Honeymooners
Question: What bus route does Ralph Kramden drive?
Answer: The Madison Avenue line.
Song: "Slow Ride," by Foghat
#10
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Woody Allen
Question: In "Take The Money and Run," Woody takes an experimental drug. What isthe unfortunate side effect? AND, why did Woody fail in his high schoolmarching band?
Answer: It temporarily turns him into a rabbi; He played cello.
Song: "Swanee," by Al Jolson
#11
Realm: Cartoons
Subrealm: Saturday Morning
Question: Who were Captain Caveman's sidekicks?
Answer: The Teen Angels.
Song: "Something In The Air," by Thunderclap Newman
#12
Realm: Williamsiana
Question: What does the Williams Coalition for Apathy recommend for those terriblenights when you're just "too darn concerned about campus issues to study"?
Answer: "Concern-Away," the apathy drug.
Song: "Ride The Wild Surf," by Jan and Dean
#13
Realm: Comedy
Subrealm: Little Rascals
Question: Who shot Buckwheat?
Answer: John David Stutts.
Song: "Instant Karma," by John Lennon
#14
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Cop Shows
Question: WHERE did Phil Esterhaus die?
Answer: On top of Grace.
Song: "Love Potion #9," by the Searchers
#15
Realm: Sports
Subrealm: Golf
Question: Why is golfer Russ Cooper unique?
Answer: He's the only left-handed player on the PGA tour.
Song: "Goo Goo Barabajagal (Love Is Hot)," by Donovan with the Jeff Beck Group(hardest song of contest-- go easy)
#This is a THREE-POINT PLAY. That is, one point for the song and artist asusual, and TWO points for the question. This is also the Dave Jaegermemorial question.16
Realm: Music
Subrealm: Groups
Question: For one point, give us the two original names for the Who, and foranother point, give us the original names for the Rolling Stones, AND Simonand Garfunkel.
Answer: Who-- High Numbers; DetoursStones-- Little Boy Blue and the Blue BoysS&G-- Tom and Jerry
Song: "Question," by the Moody Blues
#17
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Thrillers
Question: In what film is pilot Charlton Heston's plane hijacked, and where is ithijacked to?
Answer: "Skyjacked" (by Rich Corley's dad); to Moscow.
Song: "Satisfaction," by Otis Redding
#18
Realm: Miscellaneous
Subrealm: Mascots
Question: Can you tell us the mascots of each of the following big universities?a) Maryland; b) Tennessee; c) Wisconsin; d) Oregon; e) New Mexico
Answer: a) Terrapins; b) Volunteers; c) Badgers; d) Ducks; e) Lobos
Song: "Indian Reservation," by the Raiders
#19
Realm: Television
Subrealm: "Taxi"
Question: According to Jim, what is "Peacechild" spelled backwards?
Answer: Ignatowski (Jim's last name).
Song: "Taxi," by Harry Chapin
#20
Realm: Sports
Subrealm: Baseball
Question: We're going to ask a question about St. Louis Browns midget Eddie Gaedel. We're not going to ask you to tell us that he was 3'7", 65 lbs., that hewore #1/8, that he walked on four pitches, that he was immediately replacedby a pinch runner who later scored, or that he jumped out of a cake betweengames of a doubleheader. What we want to know is--- when the umpire orderedhim off the field, how did Eddie prove he WAS a legitimate Browns ballplayer?
Answer: He produced his contract from his back pocket.
Song: "Recording Contract," by the Springstreeters
#21
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Adventure
Question: Accoding to the Weasel, what is the Lord High Humongous' full title?
Answer: The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah.
Song: "Midnight Rider," by Greg Allman
#22
Realm: Music
Subrealm: TV Themes
Question: What TV show used this next tune, and who was its host?
Answer: "Wonderama," hosted by Bob McAllister.
Song: "Simon Says," by the 1910 Fruitgum Company
#23
Realm: Cartoons
Subrealm: Dudley Do-Right
Question: According to the opening credits, who plays Dudley Do-Right?
Answer: Fenton Fagg.
Song: "Earache My Eye, featuring Alice Bowie," by Cheech and Chong
#24
Realm: Miscellaneous
Subrealm: Southern Towns
Question: What makes Arcadia, Louisiana famous?
Answer: The demise of Bonnie and Clyde.
Song: "My Bonnie," by the Beatles with Tony Sheridan
#25
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Hitchcock
Question: At the start of "Psycho," Hitchcock sets the scene with a pan to JanetLeigh's office building. The screen reveals the place, date, and time. Whatare they?
Answer: Phoenix, Arizona; Friday, December 11; 2:43 PM.(another tough one)
Song: "All I Really Want To Do," by the Byrds
#26
Realm: Sci-Fi
Subrealm: Hitchhiker's Guide
Question: What is the secret of flying?
Answer: Throw yourself at the ground, and miss.
Song: "Hold Your Head Up," by Argent
#27
Realm: Comics
Subrealm: Bloom County
Question: Bill the Cat, counter-culture superstar, has written a best-selling book. What is its title?
Answer: "Real Cats Don't Eat Lasagna."
Song: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," by the Tokens
#28
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Gilligan's Island
Question: Who is Gilligan's best friend in civilization?
Answer: Skinny Milligan.
Song: "I'm Walkin'," by Fats Domino
#29
Realm: Music
Subrealm: Fad Groups
Question: This is another THREE-POINT PLAY. we all know the Village People, andtheir disco rhythms. We're not going to ask you their names-- that would betoo cruel. We just want to know what costume each wears. For one point,give us 4 of the costumes. For 2 points, name all 6.
Answer: Policeman; cowboy; Indian; hardhat (construction worker); soldier (sailoron "In The Navy" album); leather-wearer (biker).
Song: "I'm A Man," by the Yardbirds
#30
Realm: Sports
Subrealm: Football
Question: What was the original name of the Jets, and where did they play?
Answer: The New York Titans; the Polo Grounds.
Song: "Sweet Jane," by the Velvet Underground
#31
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Comedians
Question: On what short-lived TV show did Billy Crystal make his TV debut, talkingabout Disneyworld?
Answer: "Saturday Night Live With Howard Cosell."
Song: "Hey Joe," by the Leaves
#32
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"
Question: Just what is the name of the candy that Wonka is trying to keep from hiscompetition?
Answer: Everlasting Gobstoppers.
Song: "You Keep Me Hanging On," by Vanilla Fudge
#33
Realm: Comedy
Subrealm: George Carlin
Question: What brings immortality?
Answer: Blue food.
Song: "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy," by the Ohio Express
#34
Realm: Miscellaneous
Subrealm: Money
Question: Whose faces are on the 500-, 1,000-, 5,000-, and 10,000-dollar bills?
Answer: 500-- McKinley; 1,000--Cleveland; 5,000--Madison; 10,000--Salmon P.Chase.(Allow these to be given in any order.)
Song: "Mony Mony," by Tommy James and the Shondells
#35
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Espionage
Question: In "The Nude Bomb," Larabee has a great suggestion for how to clothepeople if the bomb goes off. What is his brilliant idea?
Answer: Use fruit.
Song: "Thunderball," by Tom Jones
#36
Realm: Sports
Subrealm: Baseball
Question: Name all the Yankee managers since Williams graduate George Steinbrennerbought the team.
Answer: Ralph Houk; Bill Virdon; Billy Martin; Dick Howser; Bob Lemon; GeneMichael; Clyde King; Yogi Berra (8).(Last names only acceptable)
Song: "Summer in the City," by the Lovin' Spoonful
#37
Realm: Comics
Subrealm: Doonesbury
Question: What is Uncle Duke's first name, and what real-life person is he modeledafter?
Answer: Raoul; Hunter S. Thompson ("Rolling Stone" reporter).
Song: "The Cover of the Rolling Stone," by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show
#38
Realm: Advertising
Question: What do the following ad campaigns have in common: McDonald's, KentuckyFried Chicken, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, and Stridex?
Answer: All had jingles by Barry Manilow. ("You deserve a break today"; "Grab abucket of chicken"; "Catch that Pepsi spirit"; "The most original softdrink ever in the whole wide world"; "Give your face something to smileabout")
Song: "Spanish Eyes," by Al Martino (The Victor Mather Senior Memorial Song)
This is the Bruce Albelda "I Should Have Played On Your Team, After All" Memorial Question #39
Realm: Sci-Fi
Subrealm: "Star Trek"
Question: Finish this sequence of madmen in history: Caesar, Alexander, Napoleon,Hitler.... who is the next madman?
Answer: Lee Kuan.
Song: "Keep A Knockin'," by Little Richard
#40
Realm: Cartoons
Subrealm: Peanuts
Question: What are the different ways Marcie tries to cook Easter eggs?
Answer: Frying; baking; waffle iron; toaster; egg soup.
Song: "Time of the Season," by the Zombies
#41
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Blockbusters
Question: From "Ghostbusters," what are the two things Louis has planned for hisparty?
Answer: Breakdancing; Twister.
Song: "Back in the USA," by Chuck Berry
#42
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Welcome Back, Kotter
Question: How did Freddie Washington get his nickname "Boom Boom"?
Answer: He liked to pretend to play the bass ("boom, boom," get it?).
Song: "High School Confidential," by Jerry Lee Lewis
#43
Realm: Comics
Subrealm: Tank McNamara
Question: Tank is always talking about the Fighting Sand Crabs. What university dothey represent?
Answer: Enormous State University. (E.S.U. not acceptable)
Song: "Say It Loud, I'm Black and I'm Proud," by James Brown
#44
Realm: Miscellaneous
Subrealm: Space
Question: What are the names of the four space shuttles?
Answer: Challenger, Columbia, Discovery, Atlantis. (Note that Enterprise wasjust a prototype)
Song: "Closer To Home," by Grand Funk Railroad
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#45
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Barbarians
Question: According to Conan, what is good in life?
Answer: To crush your enemies, to have them driven before you, and to hear thelamentations of their women.
Song: "Frankenstein," by the Edgar Winter Group
#46
Realm: Williamsiana
Subrealm: Comics
Question: Dean Grodzins, Williams College Class of '83, and artist of the "WilliamsRecord" comic strip "Tangents," was selected as America's best collegecartoonist. Who finished THIRD in that contest?
Answer: Berke Breathed ("Bloom County" artist).
Song: "(I Know) I'm Losing You," by Rod Stewart and the Faces
#47
Realm: Cartoons
Subrealm: Schoolhouse Rock
Question: According to "History Rock," what was the prime motivating factor ofAmerica's move westward?
Answer: (The need for) Elbow Room.
Song: "Naughty Number Nine," by Grady Tate
#48
Realm: Sports
Subrealm: Football
Question: What national high school record does New England Patriots star RussFrancis hold?
Answer: Javelin.
Song: "If I Were A Carpenter," by Bobby Darin
#49
Realm: Television
Subrealm: "Brideshead Revisited"
Question: Who was Aloysius? And when Charles and Julia consummated their love, whywasn't Charles' wife on hand?
Answer: A teddy bear (Sebastian's); She was seasick.
Song: "(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone," by the Monkees
#50
Realm: Comedy
Subrealm: Stooges
Question: Name the six Three Stooges.
Answer: Moe, Curley, and Shemp Howard; Larry Fine; Joe Besser; Curly JoeDeRita. (First names only acceptable)
Song: "Stay," by the Four Seasons
#51
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Comedy
Question: What was Larry Kroger's Delta Tau Chi name, and why?
Answer: Pinto (belch); why not?(An actual belch MUST be included.)
Song: "Everybody Needs Somebody To Love," by Wilson Pickett
#52
Realm: Music
Subrealm: The Fab Five
Question: Name the FIVE original Beatles, and tell us why the bass player was inthe band.
Answer: John Lennon; Paul McCartney; George Harrison; Pete Best (drums); andStu Sutcliffe (bass). Sutcliffe was in the band because he owned the amps.
Song: "Homburg," by Procul Harum
#53
Realm: Miscellaneous
Subrealm: Overnight Package Delivery
Question: Until recently, what were the only two places Federal Express did notdeliver to?
Answer: The Mojave Desert; and the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of New York.
Song: "Marrakesh Express," by Crosby Stills & Nash
#54
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Comedy
Question: Four performers who are, or once were, regulars on "Second City TV"appear in the movie "Stripes." Who are they, and what roles do each play inthe film?
Answer: John Candy as Ox; Harold Ramis as Russell; Joe Flaherty as theCzechoslavakian border guard; Dave Thomas as the mud-wrestling announcer.
Song: "Baby Face," by the Wing and a Prayer Drum and Fife Corps
#55
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Ill-Fated Shows
Question: What was the name of the show about what amounted to a flying garbagetruck?
Answer: "Quark."
Song: "Peter Gunn," by Duane Eddy
#55
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Ill-Fated Shows
Question: What was the name of the show about what amounted to a flying garbagetruck?
Answer: "Quark."
Song: "Peter Gunn," by Duane Eddy 56
Realm: Comics
Subrealm: Doonesbury
Question: How did B.D. win his Purple Heart in Vietnam?
Answer: He cut his hand on a beer tab.
Song: "For What It's Worth," by Buffalo Springfield
#57
Realm: Sports
Subrealm: Wrassling
Question: What pro wrestler hails from each of the following?a) The French Alps; b) Princeton, Minnesota; c) Parris Island, SouthCarolina
Answer: a--Andre the Giant; b--Bob Backlund; c-Sgt. Slaughter
Song: "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother," by the Hollies
#This is another THREE-POINT PLAY.58
Realm: Cartoons
Subrealm: Bugs Bunny
Question: In one cartoon, Bugs is outraged that the reward for rabbits is only 2cents. Determined to right this wrong, Bugs travels to Washington where hetweaks a Senator's nose and paints his name on a park bench. Then he startsto get tough. For one point, name four of the pranks that Bugs pulls acrossthe country. For two points, name all six.
Answer: 1. Candy-stripes the Washington Monument;2. Swipes the locks from the Panama Canal;3. Turns off Niagara Falls;4. Ties up (literally) the transcontinental railroad;5. Fills up the Grand Canyon with dirt;6. Saws off Florida, allowing it to float off to sea.
Song: "Journey to the Center of Your Mind," by the Amboy Dukes
#59
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Adventure
Question: What is the Road Warrior's full name?
Answer: Max Mercatanski.
Song: "Dancing in the Street," by Martha and the Vandellas
#60
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Batman
Question: Where, exactly, does Bruce Wayne live? And what, exactly, does the signoutside the Batcave say?
Answer: "STATELY" Wayne Manor; "Gotham City, 14 miles".
Song: "Batman," by the Marketts
#61
Realm: Sports
Subrealm: Football
Question: Why did Brent Musberger pick the Broncos over the Cowboys in Super BowlXII?
Answer: Superior bio-rhythms.
Song: "Evil Woman," by the Electric Light Orchestra (ELO)
#62
Realm: Music
Subrealm: Easy Listening
Question: What classical composition inspired Barry Manilow's hit, "Could It BeMagic"?
Answer: "Prelude in C Minor," by Chopin.
Song: "Weekend in New England," by Barry Manilow
#63
Realm: Williamsiana
Subrealm: Signs
Question: Vandals have defaced two signs in the Williamstown area. What have theydone to: a) the sign welcoming you to Florida, Mass.; and b) the stop signon Lynde Lane?
Answer: Florida sign-- changed the palm leaves on palm tree to resemble marijuanaleaves; Stop sign-- changed the sign to read "Stop War." (Both signs havebeen repaired.)
Song: "I Wanna Take You Higher," by Ike and Tina Turner
#64
Realm: Miscellaneous
Subrealm: Great Literature
Question: From "Lolita," what brand of cigarettes does Clare Quilty smoke?
Answer: Dromes (which he endorses in an ad).
Song: "Easy Livin'," by Uriah Heep
#65
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Adventure
Question: Before Debra Winger's career took off, she appeared on one of TV'ssillier action shows. What show, and what role did she play?
Answer: "Wonder Woman"; appeared as Drusilla the Wonder Girl.
Song: "Kentucky Woman," by Deep Purple
#66
Realm: Sci-Fi
Subrealm: Douglas Adams
Question: What did the entry for Earth in "The Hitchhiker's Guide" read when thetrilogy started, and what was it changed to?
Answer: "Harmless"; changed to "Mostly Harmless."
Song: "Wonderful World," by Herman's Hermits
#67
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Mel Brooks
Question: In "High Anxiety," what is the one piece of advice Professor Littleoldmangives to Mel Brooks?
Answer: "Never take a personal check."
Song: "Money Honey," by the Bay City Rollers
#68
Realm: Miscellaneous
Subrealm: Space
Question: What three astronauts died in a fire at Cape Kennedy in 1967, prior tothe planned flight of Apollo One?
Answer: Virgil "Gus" Grissom; Edward White III; Roger Chaffee.
Song: "New York Mining Disaster 1941 (Have You Seen My Wife, Mr. Jones)," bythe Bee Gees
#69
Realm: Television
Subrealm: PBS
Question: Recite for us the introduction to "The Electric Company"s "Letterman"show.
Answer: "Faster than a rolling O, stronger than silent E, able to leap capital Tin a single bound! It's a word, it's a plan, it's LETTERMAN!"
Song: "Love Letters," by Elvis Presley
#70
Realm: Comics
Subrealm: Bloom County
Question: When Steve Dallas went to Yale, he studied the "Three B's." What arethey?
Answer: Broads, Buicks, and Buckley.
Song: "Let It Ride," by Bachman Turner Overdrive
#71
Realm: Advertising
Subrealm: Frosty Brews
Question: Only two of the classic Lite Beer ads do not mention the slogan,"Everything you always wanted in a beer and less." Both have aired in thepast 12 months. Can you name them?
Answer: Bob Beamon ("I hope you make it, kid"); and the Christmas ad.
Song: "You Haven't Done Nothin'," by Stevie Wonder
#72
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: "Stripes"
Question: At the conclusion of the movie, Ox is shown on a magazine cover. Whatmagazine, and what is the contest advertised on the cover?
Answer: Tiger Beat; "Win a Dream Date with Ox!"
Song: "Do Wah Diddy Diddy," by Manfred Mann
#73
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Comedy
Question: How did the Heckowee tribe get its name?
Answer: They fell off a cliff, and said, "We're the Heckowee!" (where the heckare we)
Song: "Take It Easy," by the Eagles
#74
Realm: Video
Subrealm: Games
Question: From Q*Bert, what are the names of the two purple monsters who bounce upfrom the bottom of the pyramid?
Answer: Wrong-Way, and Ugg.
Song: "25 or 6 to 4," by Chicago
#75
Realm: Miscellaneous
Question: What do the following people have in common: General George S. Patton,Dr. Benjamin Spock, Oddjob from "Goldfinger," and the inventor of the Erectorset?
Answer: All of them participated in the Olympics.
Song: "Radar Love," by Golden Earring
This is the second annual Jeff Trout Memorial Question.
#76
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Drama
Question: Throughout "The Natural," Roy Hobbes has great luck with Wonder Boy. Butat the end of the movie, with the chips on the line, Wonder Boy is replaced. What is the name of Hobbes' new bat?
Answer: The Savoy Special (named after the batboy).
Song: "Hot Fun in the Summertime," by Sly and the Family Stone
#77
Realm: Advertising
Subrealm: Catchy Slogans
Question: "You can twist 'em, you can roll 'em, you can really get to know them." What are they?
Answer: Fruit Roll-Ups.
Song: "Twisting the Night Away," by Sam Cooke
#78
Realm: Television
Subrealm: David Letterman
Question: What was the first PRIME TIME TV series to feature Dave as a regular?
Answer: "The Starland Vocal Band Show."
Song: "Rubber Biscuit," by the Blues Brothers
#79
Realm: Miscellaneous
Subrealm: Very Miscellaneous
Question: We all know Travis McGee. Or at least we all SHOULD know Travis McGee. But does anyone know the name of his boat?
Answer: The Busted Flush.
Song: "Rock the Boat," by the Hues Corporation
#80
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Hitchcock
Question: In "Family Plot," his last movie, Hitchcock makes an ironic finalappearance. Where?
Answer: In silhouette, at the Registrar of Deaths office.
Song: "Midnight Confessions," by the Grass Roots
#81
Realm: Cartoons
Subrealm: Jetsons
Question: At the start of each cartoon, to the accompaniment of the classic"Jetsons" theme song, each family member leaves the air car and goes to hisor her own destination. Name-- exactly-- each destination.
Answer: Boy Elroy-- Little Dipper School; Daughter Judy-- Orbit High School; Jane, his wife-- Shopping center; George Jetson-- Spacely Space Sprockets.
Song: "House of the Rising Sun," by Frijid Pink
#82
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Disaster
Question: In the screen classic, "Titanic," a group of passengers are seated arounda piano singing when the ship hits the iceberg. What are they singing,precisely, when the ship hits?
Answer: "Yard By Yard" (Williams song).
Song: "There Goes My Baby," by the Drifters
#83
Realm: Williamsiana
Subrealm: Mail Room
Question: When the humble Williams student is lucky enough to get a package fromhome, he is notified of this fact by a card. What exactly does the card say?
Answer: "Package too large for box. Please return card." (They must be EXACThere.)
Song: "Chicago," by Graham Nash
#84
Realm: Television
Subrealm: "Barney Miller"
Question: How does Detective Wojohowicz, played by Williams grad Max Gail, say tospell his name?
Answer: Exactly like it sounds.
Song: "Everybody's Everything," by Santana
#85
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: "Dr. Strangelove"
Question: What are the two messages sprayed on the bombs in Slim Pickens' plane?
Answer: "Dear John"; "Hi there."
Song: "The System of Dr. Tarr and Professor Feather," by the Alan ParsonsProject
#86
Realm: Comics
Subrealm: "Doonesbury"
Question: What were the best three years of Zonker Harris' life?
Answer: His sophomore year.
Song: "Rocky Mountain Way," by Joe Walsh and the James Gang
#87
Realm: Television
Subrealm: PBS
Question: Hey, kids! Let's take the trolley to Mr. Rogers' Land of Make-Believe. Why, there's X the Owl, and Henrietta Pussycat! But who are their neighborson each side?
Answer: Cornelius E. Rockett; Lady Elaine Fairchild
Song: "Baretta Theme," by Sammy Davis, Jr.
#88
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Comedy
Question: From "The Muppet Movie," how does Steve Martin (as the waiter) describeSparkling Muscatel?
Answer: "One of the finest wines of Idaho."
Song: "Being Green," by Kermit the Frog
#89
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Mr. T
Question: We all know Mr. T from "Rocky III" and "The A-Team." But what was hisfirst TV appearance?
Answer: In the "World's Toughest Bouncer" competition. (He won.)
Song: "Movin' On," by Bad Company
#90
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Rockumentaries
Question: How did the first three drummers of Spinal Tap die?
Answer: 1. Bizarre gardening accident;2. Choked on (someone else's) vomit;3. Spontaneous combustion.
Song: "Ramblin' Gamblin' Man," by the Bob Seger System
#91
Realm: Sports
Subrealm: Basketball
Question: Who was the only self-proclaimed alien ever to play pro ball, and whatplanet was he from?
Answer: Darryl Dawkins; the planet Lovetron.
Song: "Aquarius/ Let The Sunshine In/ The Flesh Failures," by the FifthDimension
#92
Realm: Television
Subrealm: "Gilligan's Island"
Question: Everyone knows Gilligan and the wacky Skipper, Jonas Grumby. But do youknow the full names of all five passengers on that ill-fated three-hour tour?
Answer: Professor Roy Hinkley; Ginger Grant; Mary Ann Summers; Thurston Howellthe 3rd; Lovey Howell.
Song: "Mother Freedom," by Bread
#93
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Comedy
Question: Where is the treasure hidden in "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"?
Answer: Under a big W (crossed palm trees).
Song: "Reelin' and Rockin'," by the Dave Clark Five
#94
Realm: Comedy
Subrealm: Steve Martin
Question: Why is the wild and crazy guy thankful for the Atlantic Ocean?
Answer: Because without it, a lot of Portugese would be walking into our country.
Song: "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," by the Crystals
#95
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Westerns
Question: On the original "Maverick" show, what were the first names of the fourMaverick brothers?
Answer: Bart; Bret; Beau; Brent.
Song: "Get Together," by the Youngbloods
#96
Realm: Sports
Subrealm: Big Events
Question: What major sporting event took place on July 15th of this year, and whatwas the outcome?
Answer: The USFL championship-- in which the Philadelphia Stars beat the ArizonaWranglers, 23-3.
Song: "Hard Day's Night," by Diana Ross and the Supremes
#97
Realm: Williamsiana
Subrealm: Science Quad
Question: What is Room 22 in the Biology building?
Answer: The tunnel to Bronfman.
Song: "Just My Imagination," by the Temptations
#98
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Adventure
Question: "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" opens in a cafe in 1935. What isthe name of the cafe?
Answer: Cafe Obi-Wan.
Song: "Willie and the Hand Jive," by Eric Clapton
#99
Realm: Sports
Subrealm: Football
Question: Recite for us, in its entirety, the disclaimer read on all TV footballgames.
Answer: "This program is a presentation of the NFL and the (home team). Anyrebroadcast, retransmission, or other use of the pictures, events or accountsof this game without the express written consent of the NFL is prohibited."
Song: "Up On Cripple Creek," by the Band
#100
Realm: Cartoons
Question: Who goes to Professor Phineas J. Whoopee for advice?
Answer: Tennessee Tuxedo and Chumley (MUST get both).
Song: "Bang Shang-A-Lang," by the Archies
#101
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Comedy
Question: Remember Captain Wilfred T. Parmenter, Sergeant O'Rourke, Agarn, Duffy,and all the gang down at Fort Courage? Sure, you do! All we want you to dois call us and sing the "F-Troop" theme song.
Answer: "The end of the Civil War was near, when quite accidentally,
A hero who sneezed, abruptly seized
Retreat, and reversed it to vic-tor-y.
His medal of honor thrilled and pleased
His proud little family group.
When pinning it on, some blood was shed,
And so it was planned he command.... F-Troop!
Where Indian fights are colorful sights, and nobody takes a lickin'.
Where paleface and redskin both turn chicken.
When killing and fighting get them down,
You know their morale won't droop.
As long as they all relax in town
Before they resume, with a bang and a boom..... F-Troop!"
Song: "Hold On I'm A Comin'," by Sam and Dave
#102
Realm: Movies
Subrealm: Cult Classics
Question: Jimmy kills a pedestrian, Jack shoots Mary, Ralph kills Jack, Mae goes toprison, and Ralph is sent to a mental hospital. Name the movie.
Answer: "Reefer Madness."
Song: "Tracks of My Tears," by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
#103
Realm: Television
Subrealm: "The Odd Couple"
Question: Recite for us, please, the narrator's introduction during the openingcredits.
Answer: "On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his placeof residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she wasright, but he also knew that someday he would return to her. With nowhereelse to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Several years earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, requesting that henever return. Can two divorced men share an apartment, without driving eachother crazy?"
Song: "Friends," by Elton John
#104
Realm: Miscellaneous
Question: Who is Fred L. Worth, and why is he involved in a multi-million-dollarlawsuit?
Answer: Worth is a trivia book writer who is suing Trivial Pursuit, claiming thatthey stole questions from him.
Song: "Glow Worm," by the Mills Brothers
#105
Realm: Williamsiana
Subrealm: WCFM
Question: What tune do Brett Green and Vic Mather begin each of their Mondayafternoon shows with?
Answer: "Fanfare for the Common Man."
Song: "Blue Christmas," by the Beach Boys
#106
Realm: Advertising
Subrealm: Snack Food
Question: In recent months, something about Cracker Jack has been changedsignificantly. What?
Answer: No more fortunes on prize wrappers.
Song: "Wipe Out," by the Ventures
#107
Realm: Miscellaneous
Subrealm: Where Are They Now?
Question: Fred DeCordova directed "Bedtime for Bonzo." What is Fred doing now?
Answer: Directing "The Tonight Show."
Song: "White Rabbit," by Jefferson Airplane
#108
Realm: Comics
Subrealm: Marvelverse
Question: Recently Spider-Man got a new black costume. Still more recently,Spider-Man switched back to his old costume again. Where is that blackcostume now?
Answer: Chasing him around.
Song: "The Entertainer," by Billy Joel
#109
Realm: Music
Subrealm: Spike Jones
Question: Who wins the horserace in "The William Tell Overture"?
Answer: Beetlebaum.
Song: "Slow Down," by the Beatles