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THE FINAL SCORES

PlaceScoreName
1308Neutered Vampires Who Cheat at Kitten Poker
2289Please Don't Shoot the Violist
3225Dead Squirrels Can't Jump
4172Thirsty Goat Blowers
5153Chlamydia is Not a Flower
6119Sage F
792Psychiatric Help 5 Cents
876BOMO
975Team Squishy Cow
1063Cup of Tea, Cup of Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cup of Tea
1160Symphony of the Damned
1257Tasmanian Treebiters of the North
1356If I Had a Donkey, I'd Name Him "Odie"
1453You Could Buy a Whole Lotta Mumms
1528Our Feet Hurt, with Destiny
1626Still Holding the Damned Anchovies
1725Ride of the Valkyries (Daa-daa-daa-DAA-dum)
1810Killer Boobies
198Miss Chanandler Bong
207Roger Clemens is a Pussy
207Hyperbolic Pants
226Team Barking Spider
233We Keep Getting Older, But the Girls on Campus Stay the Same Age
233Please Pity the Piccolists
233The Smell of 1,000 Dungworms Mating in the Noonday Sun
262I Say Its Taliban Season, and I Say "Fire!"
262Panda Phone Sex
262Big Mistake 2
262Bring Me the Head of Kim Cleland
262You Son of Bitch, Canty
262Open Angle Bracket
262Canto, You Goddamn Sally
262Down and Out in Dar-es-Salaam (*from Tanzania)
341I Pee In Your General Direction (*Baby Benson)
341Androids
341Someone is Using the Pus Line for Phone Sex
341Obviously a Major Malfunction (*from Fairbanks, Alaska)
341P-50,584
341Clarinetists Are Cool
341We Put the "Yun" in Fun
341Bassoonists Blow
341Bill Wants to Play, Too
430Big Mistake 1
430I Am Evil Homer

CHANGES FROM THE SCORES ANNOUNCED ON-AIR AT 8:30am:

  1. One of the two identical listings for "I Say It's Taliban Season..." was deleted.

  2. Down and Out in Dar-es-Salaam" was omitted, but is listed here.

  3. A team called "The Gherkins" was listed as having 3 points in the contest. Actually, those were the 3 Action points already scored by either Thirsty Goat Blowers of Symphony of the Damned, performing AS a boy band called "The Gherkins."

  4. The 5 points credited to "Larry Ascher" were folded into the score for "Team Squishy Cow" (which included Larry Ascher); ignoring overlap, this raised their score by 1 point.

  5. Most significantly, six bonuses submitted via email were overlooked during the contest proper, but were scored and added in later. These scores were:

(However, "If I Had a Donkey" later revealed that they'd inadvertantly handed in the "Teams vs. Teams" bonus an hour late, and did not wish to accept the additional 9 points.)

Adding in the other 5 scores altered four teams' final positions. "Still Holding the Damned Anchovies" rises one spot past "Ride of the Valkyries" to 16th place, and "Tasmanian Treebiters" nip the virtuous "If I Had a Donkey" for 12th.


ADDITIONAL TEAM NOTES:

The December 2001 Williams Trivia contest was heavy on frosh debuts and long-distance veterans, but it was a team of usual suspects who took the trophy.

It was a suspense-free 19-point win for "Neutered Vampires Who Cheat at Kitten Poker." But if it hadn't been for the first Super (The "Soup ER Bone Oz"), this would have been a completely different race. Neutered Vampires outscored runners-up "Please Don't Shoot the Violist" by a 23-10 margin.

Otherwise, the top two teams played extremely evenly for most of the night. Vampires racked up 170 points in on-air questions; Violists scored 169. Vampires got 30 Action points; so did Violists. The teams tied 5-5 in the 4:00am challenge. Violists scored 6 Ultra Bonus points; Vampires 5. The only real differences in the two teams' scores were a 9-5 Vampires edge on the "Superman" audio bonus, a 3-point margin (20-17) on the "Movie Promotions" Super, and the aforementioned 13-point whopper. On those three bonuses alone, Vampires got an extra 20 points. They won it all by 19.

Who were the teams?

Neutered Vampires were Trivia's old friends, the Tupperware/Funk/Elvis/Tongue/Diplomacy/etc. team. Winter 2001 marked their 5th win in 7 years and 10 tries, re-establishing them as the preeminent team of this era.

Violist suffered the odd distinction of finishing in 2nd place for the third consecutive contest, following Spring '01's "I've Got Spain Up My Nose," and Winter 2000's "Not Everyone Can Experience the Glory That is Steve's Mom."

"Dead Squirrels Can't Jump" was an amalgam of undergrad players from various classes, including frosh. Full freshman teams claimed slots #4, #5, and #6, a strong showing that few if any contests can match. (However, the previous Winter's debut champions, frosh team Holy Sack, seem to have dissipated. They did not reform to "defend" their title.)

A succession of long-distance teams took advantage of WCFM's clearer and more real-time internet signal to claim the next eleven (!) spots in the scoring. The long-distance leaders, Psychiatric Help 5 Cents, hailed from California. BOMO (now THREE people from the legendary 1970s team, instead of the lone BOMO-er who'd played the last few games) continued their surprise 21st-century resurrection.

However, BOMO's year-old record for longest gap between appearances was snapped by Hold The Anchovies (now "Still Holding the Damned Anchovies"), returning to contest play for the first time in 24 years (they'd finished 9th in Spring '77). The battle for most distant long-distance team came down to Alaska versus Tanzania.

More weird Trivia records and performances were updated this semester. The Manhattan Skyliners took this semester off. A team claiming to be Josh Benson (the 2-month-old son of Duck Season's Ted Benson) has staked its claim for "youngest player ever." Des Devlin extended his consecutive contests streak to 36 (with equally stupid teammate Dom Grillo not far behind). And the perhaps undersung "Bill Wants to Play Too" continued its thoroughly ignored legacy of intermittently scoring single-digit points, then disappearing. Their 1 point raises the team's lifetime total to maybe 25 points over the past 20 years.