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TOYS:

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When was the first vibrator invented? How was it powered?
What caused vibrators to lose their public status as health devices?
What's the difference between a coil vibrator and a battery vibrator?
What is the Spatula? No diagrams please.
Name the Picasso painting from which the "Good Vibrations" logo is taken.
What is Good Vibration's top-selling toy?
...top-selling video?
What's Good Vibes's publishing company?
Why did sex toys in Japan all resemble animals for a very long time?

LITERATURE AND SMUT:

Reading broadens the mind.

Who first translated the Kama Sutra into English?
Who starred in the recent film Kama Sutra?
There are seven main chapters to the Kama Sutra. What does each one describe?
1. Sadharana
2. Samprayogika
3. Kanya Samprayuktaka
4. Bharyadhikarika
5. Paradika
6. Vaisika
7. Aupamishadika
Where could you find the parody "Palma Sutra"?
Summarize Lady Chatterley's Lover.
Who wrote The Joy of Sex?
Who wrote The Joy of Gay Sex?
Who wrote Sexwise?
Who wrote Venus in Furs? What term did it give rise to?
Who wrote Justine? What term did it give rise to?
Who wrote Sex for Dummies?
Who wrote Delta of Venus?
The same author wrote Henry and June. Who were the two title characters?
Who wrote The Story of O?
What is special about the "Black Lace" publishing title of erotica?
Name two recipes from The Joye of Snacks by A Lancre Witch.
In Edo Period Japan, what did they call erotic woodcuts?

INTERNET:

Go get it, boy!

Give the tag lines for these web zines/sites:
1. Nerve Magazine
2. Persian Kitty
3. The Nifty Archive
Is there an all-porn search engine out there? What is it called? (No, Lycos doesn't count, no matter how many times Claudia Schiffer shows up.)

MOVIES:

"This tape had no all-anal action as promised!" cry outraged parents....

What are the qualifications for NC-17 ratings?
What are the qualifications for X ratings?
Name the animated pornographic movie drawn by R. Crumb.
Who is Debbie? Why does she Do Dallas?
Give the plot of "Johnny Hormone".
Give the plot of "Legend of the Overfiend". What's odd about this movie in comparison to the usual porno flick?
In the Simpsons episode in which Krusty the Clown is reunited with his father, a porno theater is shown with three movies on the marquee. Name them.
What well-known poet created these tender lines? "I saw Polly in a porny with a pony/ and the pony looked a little bored!"
Porn-ize the following popular titles. (Example: As You Lick It, Moaning Becomes Electra, Field of Reams)
1. She's All That
2. As Good As It Gets
3. Prince of Egypt
4. The Celestine Prophecy
5. The Crying of Lot 49
6. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
7. Remembrance of Things Past
8. Critique of Pure Reason
9. Imagologies

SAFE SEX:

Can't have all that hot-and-sweaty stuff without some precautions.

What is Reality? What is it made out of?
Why is it bad, bad, bad to use Vaseline on a condom?
What's the top-selling condom on the market?
What's the brand recommended by Consumer Reports?
Which causes a condom to break faster: chocolate sauce or lipstick? Why?
Give two brand names for "The Pill".
Where is Peer Health? When is it open?
How many different kinds of condoms does Peer Health sell? How much do they cost?
What flavors of ForPlay lube does Peer Health sell?
What's the brand of condoms that the college gives away free?
Name three non-sexual uses for condoms. Use your imagination.

PURITY:

Now that we've sullied your purity by at least three points, we'd like you to start thinking about that wonderful getting-to-know-you tool, the Purity Test.

What are the main sections on the Omnisexual 1000-Question Purity Test?
Not using the ones below, name three non-standard Purity Tests (I.e., not the 500-question, the 800-question, the 100-question, the 1000 omnisexual question...)
Give a sample question from each of these Purity tests:
1. Dr. Seuss
2. Test for Virgins
3. Nerdity
4. Quake
5. Shakespearean
Come up with a new Purity Test question. Raunchy as you like.