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When was the first vibrator invented? How was it powered?
1869 - Steam
What caused vibrators to lose their public status as health devices?
In the 20s, they were used in stag films.
What's the difference between a coil vibrator and a battery vibrator?
The battery is AC, the coil is DC; the battery is usually phallic, while the coil may resemble a massager with no obvious phallus
What is the Spatula? No diagrams please.
Name the Picasso painting from which the "Good Vibrations" logo is taken.
What is Good Vibration's top-selling toy?
Hitachi Magic Wand (electric vibe)
...top-selling video?
Bend Over Boyfriend
What's Good Vibes's publishing company?
Down There Press
Why did sex toys in Japan all resemble animals for a very long time?
It was illegal to make reproductions of the male genitals...but a long, happy dolphin is just fine

LITERATURE AND SMUT:

Reading broadens the mind.

Who first translated the Kama Sutra into English?
Sir Richard Burton
Who starred in the recent film Kama Sutra?
Naveen Andrews, Indira Varma, Sarita Choudury
There are seven main chapters to the Kama Sutra. What does each one describe?
1. Sadharana
  general topics
2. Samprayogika
  embraces
3. Kanya Samprayuktaka
  union of males and females
4. Bharyadhikarika
  on one's own wife
5. Paradika
  on the wives of other people
6. Vaisika
  on courtesans
7. Aupamishadika
  on the arts of seduction, tonic medicines, etc.
Where could you find the parody "Palma Sutra"?
National Lampoon Magazine
Summarize Lady Chatterley's Lover.
Lady Chatterley has an affair with her gamekeeper; her husband is paralyzed physically and mentally; there's a great deal of philosophizing and metaphors about the spontaneity of civilization and the decay of the aristocracy
Who wrote The Joy of Sex?
Alex Comfort
Who wrote The Joy of Gay Sex?
Charles Silverstein
Who wrote Sexwise?
Susie Bright
Who wrote Venus in Furs? What term did it give rise to?
Jean Masoch; masochism
Who wrote Justine? What term did it give rise to?
Marquis de Sade; sadism
Who wrote Sex for Dummies?
Dr. Ruth Westheimer!
Who wrote Delta of Venus?
Anais Nin
The same author wrote Henry and June. Who were the two title characters?
Not fictional--they are Henry and June Miller
Who wrote The Story of O?
Reage Pauline
What is special about the "Black Lace" publishing title of erotica?
It's all written by women
Name two recipes from The Joye of Snacks by A Lancre Witch.
In Edo Period Japan, what did they call erotic woodcuts?
Shunga

INTERNET:

Go get it, boy!

Give the tag lines for these web zines/sites:
1. Nerve Magazine
  Literate Smut
2. Persian Kitty
  Purrs, claws, and curiosity will get you anywhere!
3. The Nifty Archive
Is there an all-porn search engine out there? What is it called? (No, Lycos doesn't count, no matter how many times Claudia Schiffer shows up.)

MOVIES:

"This tape had no all-anal action as promised!" cry outraged parents....

What are the qualifications for NC-17 ratings?
What are the qualifications for X ratings?
Name the animated pornographic movie drawn by R. Crumb.
Fritz the Cat
Who is Debbie? Why does she Do Dallas?
She's a cheerleader who wants to go see her boyfriend but can't afford it...so she bonks the football team and gets paid for each bonk
Give the plot of "Johnny Hormone".
Gay film where a young porn actor tries to get a scene with the star of the title. Kind of a movie-in-a-movie.
Give the plot of "Legend of the Overfiend". What's odd about this movie in comparison to the usual porno flick?
it's animated--Japanese anime. There's a Over-God born every 3000 years; a beast-boy is searching for it, so are several demons, they find a human boy and girl, there's lots of tentacly nasty rape of schoolgirls.
In the Simpsons episode in which Krusty the Clown is reunited with his father, a porno theater is shown with three movies on the marquee. Name them.
For Your Thighs Only, Crocodile Done Me, Dr. Strangepants
What well-known poet created these tender lines? "I saw Polly in a porny with a pony/ and the pony looked a little bored!"
Shel Silverstein
Porn-ize the following popular titles. (Example: As You Lick It, Moaning Becomes Electra, Field of Reams)
1. She's All That
2. As Good As It Gets
3. Prince of Egypt
4. The Celestine Prophecy
5. The Crying of Lot 49
6. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
7. Remembrance of Things Past
8. Critique of Pure Reason
9. Imagologies

SAFE SEX:

Can't have all that hot-and-sweaty stuff without some precautions.

What is Reality? What is it made out of?
the Female Condom, polyurethane
Why is it bad, bad, bad to use Vaseline on a condom?
Petroleum causes the latex to decompose.
What's the top-selling condom on the market?
Sheik
What's the brand recommended by Consumer Reports?
Gold Coin
Which causes a condom to break faster: chocolate sauce or lipstick? Why?
Lipstick--petroleum again...
Give two brand names for "The Pill".
Triphasil, Ovrette
Where is Peer Health? When is it open?
Baxter B08, 6:30-8:30 weekdays
How many different kinds of condoms does Peer Health sell? How much do they cost?
7 or 8 if they count Durex--15 cents each or 7 for a dollar
What flavors of ForPlay lube does Peer Health sell?
Red Delicious, Pina Colada, Juicy Fruit, Passionfruit, Root Beer Float, French Vanilla, Mandarin Orange, Hot Cinnamon Toddy
What's the brand of condoms that the college gives away free?
Durex
Name three non-sexual uses for condoms. Use your imagination.

PURITY:

Now that we've sullied your purity by at least three points, we'd like you to start thinking about that wonderful getting-to-know-you tool, the Purity Test.

What are the main sections on the Omnisexual 1000-Question Purity Test?
Not using the ones below, name three non-standard Purity Tests (I.e., not the 500-question, the 800-question, the 100-question, the 1000 omnisexual question...)
Give a sample question from each of these Purity tests:
1. Dr. Seuss
2. Test for Virgins
3. Nerdity
4. Quake
5. Shakespearean
Come up with a new Purity Test question. Raunchy as you like.