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#1
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Flintstones
Question: Having narrowly escaped a swinging guillotine, Fred and Barney find themselves trapped in a heavily guarded basement. Barney remembers a technique from a J. Bondrock movie that is accompanied by a vocal utterance. What is the utterance?
Answer: Judo a Chop Chop Chop!
Song: YES -ROUNDABOUT

#2
Realm: Games
Subrealm: Inferior Trivia Games
Question: What question was purposely left out of the American version of Trivial Pursuit because the creators thought it was too offensive?
Answer: "Just how pregnant was Nancy Davis when she married Ronald Reagan?" (answer: 2 months)
Song: STRANGLERS-BRING ON THE NUBILES

#3
Realm: Film
Subrealm: Nerds
Question: According to "Revenge of the Nerds," what is mopery?
Answer: The crime of exposing oneself to a blind man.
Song: RAY CHARLES-JUST FOR A THRILL

#4
Realm: Geography/Sports
Subrealm: Tourist Traps
Question: Where is the Volleyball Hall of Fame?
Answer: Holyoke, Mass.
Song: ARLO GUTHRIE -MASSACHUSETTS

#5
Realm: Williamsiana
Question: What words appear on the vane on the antenna on top of Baxter?
Answer: "Project Independence"
Song: THUNDERCLAP NEWMAN-SOMETHING IN THE AIR

#6
Realm: Reality/Geography
Subrealm: Little-Known Facts
Question: Ochoppee, Florida is the home of the world's smallest something. What is it?
Answer: Post Office (7'3" X 84")
Song: R.B.GREAVES-TAKE A LETTER, MARIA

#7
Realm: Kiddie Books
Subrealm: Dr. Seuss
Question: What one-word message did the Lorax leave behind?
Answer: "Unless"
Song: RUSH-THE TREES

#8
Realm: Literature
Subrealm: Literature They Sell in Airports
Question: In Judith Krantz's "Scruples," the book opens with the heroine, Billy, spreading the ashes of her recently deceased husband from a small plane. What does she do next?
Answer: Sleep with the pilot.
Song: MOTT THE HOOPLE-READY FOR LOVE

#9
Realm: Science
Question: In what kind of structure did the first sustained nuclear chain reaction occur?
Answer: A squash court (in Chicago).
Song: ATOMIC ROOSTER-DEVIL'S ANSWER 10) Realm: Colleges
Subrealm: Uptight Colleges
Question: At Wellesley College, when a man, a women, or a parent arrives in the lobby of a dorm, the attendant at the desk must notify the student. How is each identified to the student so that she knows which one it is?
Answer: Man: "caller"; woman: "visitor"; parent: "guest."
Song: SLADE-LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS

#11
Realm: TV
Subrealm: "The Andy Griffith Show"
Question: What was the name of the band Opie played in?
Answer: The Sound Committee.
Song: SMALL FACES-ITCHYCOO PARK

#12
Realm: Language
Subrealm: Languages no one cares about or uses
Question: Who invented Esperanto?
Answer: Dr. Ludwig Zamenhof.
Song: NEW YORK DOLLS-CHATTERBOX

#13
Realm: Music
Question: How did Peter catch the wolf?
Answer: He was hiding above the wolf, and he let down a noose and caught it by the tail.
Song: PETER WOLF-BABY, PLEASE DON'T LET ME GO

#14
Realm: Radio
Subrealm: History
Question: What was the original name of Alan Freed's radio show, and what was it changed to?
Answer: "Moondog Matinee" became "The Rock and Roll Show."
Song: EDDIE MONEY-WANNA BE A ROCK AND ROLL STAR

#15
Realm: Film
Subrealm: Woody Allen
Question: In "Manhattan," Woody Allen tells Diane Keaton that he has written a short story about his mother. What is the title?
Answer: "The Castrating Zionist."
Song: ACCEPT-BALLS TO THE WALL

#16 **THREE POINT PLAY---GUEST READER**
Realm: Comic Strips
Subrealm: "Doonesbury"
Question: According to B.D., what does smoking marijuana lead to?
Answer: Communism.
Reader: Poli-Sci professor John Drew
Song: FRATERNITY OF MAN-DON'T BOGART ME (OR DON'T BOGART THAT JOINT)

#17
Realm: Williamsiana
Subrealm: Architecture
Question: What is carved over the entrances to the Geo Building?
Answer: Cow skulls.
Song: HEAD EAST-NEVER BEEN ANY REASON

#18
Realm: Advertising
Subrealm: Foreign Spokesmen
Question: When Chrysler stopped making the Cordoba, what became Ricardo Montalban's car?
Answer: The LeBaron.
Song: ALEX CHILTON-VOLARE

#19
Realm: TV
Subrealm: Monty Python
Question: Dimsdale Pirahna was known for such dastardly deeds as nailing people's heads to the floor. His brother Doug was more feared. Why?
Answer: He used sarcasm.
Song: KINGFISH-FEELS SO GOOD

(NOTE: One year later, a winning team would take its name from the Pirahna Brothers' second-fiercest adversary, Harry "Snapper" Organs.)

#20
Realm: Literature
Question: Name the four attendant fairies in "A Midsummer Night's Dream."
Answer: Peas Bottom; Cobweb; Mustard Seed; Moth.
Song: BLACK SABBATH-FAIRIES WEAR BOOTS-BILL S.

#21
Realm: Film
Question: In "Raising Arizona," H.I. McDonough has a dream about a man named Leonard Smalls. In the dream what is Smalls known as?
Answer: "The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse."
Song: THECULT-BORN TO BE WILD

(NOTE: One and a HALF years later, a winning team would take ITS name from a line in "Raising Arizona": "Son, you've got a panty on your head.")

#22
Realm:Geography
Subrealm: Total Obscurity
Question: On what college campus is the world's largest concrete, non-suspension footbridge located?
Answer: Washington and Lee University.
Song: ROBIN TROWER-BRIDGE OF SIGHS

#23 **THREE POINT PLAY---GUEST READER**
Realm: Business
Subrealm: The Ice Cream Business
Question: What is the Friendly Pledge?
Answer: To treat customers in such a way that they will want to return often.
Reader: Psych. technical assistant C.J. Gilling
Song: JONATHAN RICHMAN AND THE MODERN LOVERS-ICE CREAM MAN

#24
Realm: Reality
Question: Who was El Malik El Hall Shabazz?
Answer: Malcolm X.
Song: X-CYRANO BE BERGER'S BACK

#25
Realm: TV
Subrealm: "Get Smart"
Question: What were 99's and the Chief s first names?
Answer: Helen and Thaddeus.
Song: GREEN ON RED-OLD CHIEF

(NOTE: "What is the Chief's real name?" was one of the five tiebreaker questions used at the end of the December 1986 Giant Pygmies of Beckles contest.... which led to the neverending Tonga obsession. The losing team, All the Sugar and Twice the Caffeine missed it by THAT much.)

#26
Realm: Williamsiana
Question: What company makes the locks on S.U. Boxes?
Answer: American Device Mfg. Co.
Song: MELANIE-BRAND NEW KEY

#27
Realm: Film
Subrealm: Silly Films
Question: What did McClosky (Lloyd Bridges) pick the wrong week to give up in "Airplane"?
Answer: Smoking; coffee; drinking; amphetamines; sniffing glue.
Song: FUGS-COULDNT GET HIGH- BILL S.

#28
Realm: Moonlit Strolls
Question: You are walking down a New York City street, and someone walks up to you and says, "Kenneth, what is the frequency?" Who are you and what is about to happen to you?
Answer: Dan Rather, and you are about to get beaten to a bloody pulp.
Song: BESSIE SMITH- HUSTLIN' DAN

(NOTE: The incident inspired the R.E.M. song of the same name. Several years later, Rather's attacker was apprehended by police after shooting and killing an NBC worker outside the "Today Show" studios. It turns out that he was demanding that Rather identify the radio frequency he believed was being beamed into his head by the networks. A stuck-up Rather still refuses to answer the man's simple question.)

#29
Realm: Reality
Subrealm: Local Reality
Question: Who is the mayor of North Adams?
Answer: John Barrett.
Song: ALICE COOPER- ELECTED

#30
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Flintstones
Question: What cake did Wilma and Betty enter in the baking contest?
Answer: Tle Upside-Down Flint-Rubble-Bubble Cake.
Song: LED ZEPPELIN-CUSTARD PIE

#31
Realm: Deconstruction
Question: Who was the first Westerner to pronounce the death of God?
Answer: Blake.
Song: TAMMY FAYE BAKKER-OLD RUGGED CROSS

#32
Realm: Comedy
Question: How did Tom Lehrer's individualist friend Henry spell his name?
Answer: "H-E-N-3-R-Y." (The "3" was silent.)
Song: 3 DOG NIGHT-YOUR SONG

#33
Realm: Music
Subrealm: Relatives
Question: What famous rock star's mother invented liquid paper?
Answer: Mike Nesmith.
Song: ERASURE- VICTIM OF LOVE

#34 **THREE POINT PLAY** ONE POINT-ANY SIX QUALITIES. TWO POINTS-ALL TWELVE QUALITIES
Realm: Reality
Subrealm: Paramilitary Youth Organizations
Question: What are the 12 qualities of Boy Scouts?
Answer: Trustworthy; Loyal; Helpful; Friendly; Courteous; Kind; Obedient; Cheerful; Thrifty; Brave; Clean; Reverant.
Song: SHAUN CASSIDY-REBEL REBEL

#35
Realm: Williamsiana
Question: What 5 things must all tour guides show a Williams tour group?
Answer: Baxter; Freshman room; Library; Science Lab; Classroom.
Song: DOORS-ALABAMA SONG (WHISKEY BAR)

#36
Realm: Film
Subrealm: Disney
Question: Who played the policeman in "Mary Poppins"?
Answer: Arthur Treacher.
Song: ELVIS COSTELLO-FISH AND CHIP PAPER

#37
Realm: Television
Subrealm: "Odd Couple"
Question: What are the contents of the Hacalomian Museum?
Answer: 2 rocks; an arrowhead; the dog tags of a lost kamakazi pilot (who later became Governor, Gov. Moto).
Song: GREG ALLMAN & CHER-YOU'VE REALLY GOT A HOLD ON ME

#38
Realm: Medical Practices
Subrealm: Nasty Medical Practices
Question: You enter a hospital and the doctor takes one look at you and says, "Get this person a Foley." What is about to happen to you? (Hint: It is much worse than what happened to Dan Rather.)
Answer: You are about to have a tube inserted in your urethra.
Song: THE TUBES-ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN

#38
Realm: Cars
Question: Suburu made a car called a BRAT. What does BRAT stand for?
Answer: Bi-terrain, Recreational, All-purpose, Transport.
Song: HUMPE-HUMPE (pronounce OOMPA-OOMOP)-YAMAHA

#39
Realm: History
Question: Where did President Truman live while the White House was being renovated?
Answer: Blair House.
Song: THE dB'S-SPY IN THE HOUSE OF LOVE

#40
Realm: Reality
Question: Who is Frank Wills?
Answer: The man who discovered the Watergate burglars.
Song: J.J.CALE-AFTER MIDNIGHT

#41
Realm: Television
Subrealm: "Monkees"
Question: How do you dispose of a two-headed org?
Answer: Jump up and down 3 times, roll a head of cabbage, and giggle.
Song:RUTLES-CHEESE AND ONIONS

#42
Realm: Williamsiana
Question: What is written on the four tapestries in the main room of the First Congregational Church?
Answer: Call to Wholeness; Prepare Ye the Way of the Lord; joy to the World; 0 Come Emmanuel.
Song: JETHRO TULL-HYMN 43

#43
Realm: Film **THREE-POINT PLAY** ONE POINT-- THREE THINGS. TWO POINTS-- SIX THINGS
Subrealm: "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
Question: What is Mike Demone's 5-point plan, and how did Mark Ratner screw up in carrying it out?
Answer: 1. Never let on how much you like a girl;
2. Always call the shots;
3. Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be;
4. When ordering food, find out what she wants and order for both of you (it's a classy move);
5. Whenever possible, when making out, put on side one of "Led Zeppelin IV."
Mistake: While driving to the restaurant, Ratner played the Led Zeppelin song "Kashmir," which is from "Physical Graffiti," not "Led Zeppelin IV."
Song: DON DIXON- WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN

#44
Realm: Ads
Question: According to the old VW ads, what did you have to do before closing the door of a VW?
Answer: Open the window.
Song: MOODY BLUES-HOUSE OF FOUR DOORS

#45
Realm: Television
Subrealm: "Addams Family"
Question: What was Thing's full name?
Answer: Thing T. Thing.
Song: SWAMP THING-YOUR AUNT NELLIE'S DEAD

(NOTE: You guessed it.... the T. stands for "Thing.")

#46
Realm: Reality
Subrealm: Optometry
Question: You've just been given an eyeglass prescription. Your vision is 20/350. What does this mean?
Answer: You see at 20 ft. what average people see at 350 ft.
Song: DAVID BOWIE-SOUND AND VISION

#47
Realm: Journalism
Subrealm: Worthless Journalism
Question: What was the headline of the "New York Post" on the day the U.S. bombed Iran?
Answer: "Take That, Turban Heads!"
Song: SAM THE SHAM AND THE PHARAOHS-THE HAIR ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN

(NOTE: Sadly, this is apocryphal, even for the wretched "N.Y. Post.")

#48
Realm: Reality/Colleges
Subrealm: Higher Education
Question: Why is the Ivy League so named?
Answer: It originally consisted of 4 schools (Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Brown), thus IV from the Roman numeral for 4.
Song: BOB SEGER-2+2=?

#49
Realm: Sports
Question: Who was the first player in the history of the N.F.L. to be called for "Roughing the Referee"?
Answer: Shaffer Suggs of the N.Y. Jets
Song: ROLLING STONES- STREET FIGHTING MAN

#50
Realm: Kiddie Books
Question: In the back of the book "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang," a recipe is given. What is it for?
Answer: Fudge.
Song: VANILLA FUDGE-TAKE ME FOR A LITTLE WHILE

#51
Realm: Film
Question: Who played bass in "Animal House's" incarnation of Otis Day and the Nights?
Answer: Robert Cray.
Song: IGGY POP-LOUIE LOUIE

#52
Realm: Television
Subrealm: "M*A*S*H"
Question: What does Charles do at the sight of lettuce, and why?
Answer: Speak faster, because as a child at dinner he only had the time between soup and salad to speak.
Song: BAD BRAINS- (no song listed)

#53 **THREE POINT PLAY-GUEST READER**
Realm: Reality
Subrealm: Great American Heroes
Question: In 1981, Staff Sergeant Barry Sadler (who gave us "The Ballad of the Green Berets") was charged with the non-fatal shooting of his ex-business partner. Sadler pleaded not guilty. What was his defense?
Answer: "I'm a Green Beret. If I shot him, he'd be dead."
Reader: Dave Kane
Song: DAVE MASON- WE JUST DISAGREE

#54
Realm: Film
Subrealm: lcky Films
Question: The publicity posters for the movie "Aliens" were changed because Sigourney Weaver was thought to look too much like someone else. Who?
Answer: Michael Jackson (on his "Thriller" album).
Song: JACKSON 5- I FOUND THAT GIRL

#55
Realm: Literature
Question: What road did the Joads take in "The Grapes of Wrath"?
Answer: Route 66.
Song: TOOTS AND THE MAYALLS-TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS -TIM M.

#56
Realm: Maladies
Question: What is Mel Blanc allergic to?
Answer: Carrots.
Song: CHEAP TRICK-VOICES

(NOTE: This is the trivia question that will not die. Asked in multiple contests, it is the residue of effective Warner Brothers publicity, which DID claim that Blanc had the allergy. However, it is untrue.)

#57
Realm: "Peanuts"
Question: What word did Charlie Brown misspell at the spelling bee?
Answer: "Beagle."
Song: AEROSMITH- SICK AS A DOG

(NOTE: This is the animated movie version. Originally, in the comic strip, Charlie misspelled "MAZE," substituting the preferred spelling of his favorite ballplayer "MAYS.")

#58
Realm: Reality
Subrealm: Writing Implements
Question: On the nib of Mont Blanc fountain pens there is a number. What is its meaning?
Answer: It is the height of Mont Blanc, in meters.
Song: MOUNTAIN-NEVER IN MY LIFE

#59
Realm: Williamsiana
Subrealm: Recent History
Question: In the 1987 "Gulielmansian," what was unique about Andrew Smith's picture?
Answer: It was a picture of rock star Johnny Winter.
Song: JOHNNY WINTER -HIGHWAY 61 REVISITED

(NOTE: Johnny Winter is an albino.)

#60 **THREE POINT PLAY** ONE POINT- THREE COLORS. TWO POINTS- FIVE COLORS
Realm: Advertising
Subrealm: Ads run during soap operas
Question: Name the 5 colors of Lee Press-On Nails mentioned in their 30-second commercial.
Answer: Desert Mauve; Sugar Plum; Cotton Candy; Fiesta; Opal Mist
Song: NAILS-EVERY TIME I TOUCH YOU

#61
Realm: Television
Subrealm: "Flintstones"
Question: Why did Barney become a vice president at Fred's company?
Answer: He is Mr. Slate's nephew.
Song: FAMILY- CHILDREN

#62
Realm: Sappy Stories
Question: Who wrote the reply to Virginia's letter, "Yes, Virginia .. ?"
Answer: Francis Church.
Song: INSANITY -SUICIDE CHRISTMAS

#63
Realm: Theater
Question: The Metropolitan Opera's matinee performance of "Macbeth" was interrupted this year. Why?
Answer: A man jumped off the upper balcony and killed himself.
Song: PROCOL HARUM-ABOUT TO DIE

#64
Realm: Television
Subrealm: "WKRP"
Question: According to the Scum of the Earth, what is the difference between Hoodlum Rock and Punk Rock?
Answer: Punk rockers dress deplorably, and they don't usually physically abuse their audience.
Song: STEVIE WONDER-VENUS FLYTRAP AND THE BUG

#65 **THREE POINT PLAY---GUEST READER**
Realm: Reality
Subrealm: Guys with weird names
Question: What is the claim to fame of lgnatz Semmelweis?
Answer: He was the first surgeon to wash his hands between operations for sterility.
Reader: History of Science Prof. Donald D. Beaver
Song: INGVAY MALMSTEIN-YOU DONT REMEMBER, I'LL NEVER FORGET

#67
Realm: Film
Question: In "Head Office," according to Max Landsberger, what is the first lesson for any INC executive?
Answer: Beware the furniture movers.
Song: THE MOVE-WHEN ALICE COMES BACK TO THE FARM

#68
Realm: Television
Subrealm: "Green Acres"
Question: What was the name of the pig?
Answer: Arnold.
Song: WHO-WALTZ FOR A PIG

(NOTE: Arnold Ziffel, to be exact.)

#69
Realm: People who were not issued gun permits for good reasons
Subrealm: People who carried guns anyway
Question: On April 24, 1988, Bernhard H. Goetz made his first public appearance following his release from jail at the Federation of New York State Rifle and Pistol Clubs. The Good Samaritans, a Queens anti-crime organization, presented Goetz with a plaque. According to the inscription, for what 2 reasons was the plaque awarded?
Answer: "Wasting four vicious criminals and humiliating a gutless district attorney."
Song: MOTORHEAD-SHOOT YOU IN THE BACK

#70
Realm: Film
Question: What professional basketball player did Bruce Lee fight in "Enter the Dragon"?
Answer: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Song: VELVET UNDERGROUND-FOGGY NOTION

#71 **THREE POINT PLAY** ONE POINT-THREE CHARACTERS. TWO POINTS-ALL SIX CHARACTERS
Realm: Film
Subrealm: The Marx Brothers
Question: In the following films, what was Groucho's character's name? Coconuts, Animal Crackers, Horsefeathers, Duck Soup, A Night at the Opera, A Day at the Races?
Answer: "Coconuts": Mr. Hammer; "Animal Crackers": Captain Geoffrey T. Spalding; "Horsefeathers": Prof Quincy Adams Wagstaff; "Duck Soup": Rufus T. Firefly; "A Night at the Opera": Otis B. Driftwood; "A Day at the Races": Dr. Hugo Z. Quackenbush.
Song: RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS-BROTHER'S CUP

#72
Realm: Williamsiana
Question: What U.S. President found out he'd won re-election while in Williamstown?
Answer: Woodrow Wilson.
Song: WILSON PICKETT-HEY JUDE

#73
Realm: Comedy
Subrealm: George Carlin
Question: Why did the man sailing around the world in a hot air balloon die?
Answer: He stepped out to admire it from a distance.
Song: XTC-THE MAN WHO SAILED AROUND HIS SOUL

#74
Realm: Magazines
Question: For what occupation is the "Director" a trade publication?
Answer: Morticians.
Song: RUSS BALLARD-SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE

#75
Realm: Comics
Question: What did Oswald the Rabbit eventually become?
Answer: Mickey Mouse.
Song: RATT-SLIP OF THE LIP

#76
Realm: Film
Question: In "Papillon," where did Dustin Hoffman's character keep his money?
Answer: Up his anus.
Song: THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS-THE O-MEN

#77
Realm: Mysteries
Subrealm: Dorothy Sayers
Question: Who is Lord Peter Whimsey's manservant?
Answer: Bunter.
Song: LORD PETER SUCH-ROLL OVER BEETHOVEN

#78
Realm: Sports
Question: Who was the first major league baseball player to have an American high school named after him?
Answer: Walter Johnson (of the Washington Senators).
Song: P.J. SOLES-ROCK AND ROLL HIGH SCHOOL

#79
Realm: Obligatory Questions
Subrealm: "Twilight Zone"
Question: What gave Dick York the power to read peoples' minds?
Answer: He flipped a coin into a news dealer's change box and it landed on its edge.
Song: ALARM-KNIFE'S EDGE

#80
Realm: Mottos
Subrealm: Colleges so big their hockey teams play Russia
Question: What is the motto of R.P.I.?
Answer: "Knowledge and Thoroughness"
Song: ANIMOTION-I ENGINEER

#81
Realm: Comics
Question: In "Archie Comics," what is Jughead's real name?
Answer: Forsythe P. Jones.
Song: ARCHIES-BANG-SHANG-A-LANG

#82
Realm: History
Question: Who said, "I am a stalwart, and now Arthur is President"?
Answer: The man who shot James Garfield.

(NOTE: Charles Guiteau shot Garfield as he was en route to his 25th reunion at good ol' Williams College.)

#83
Realm: Reality
Subrealm: Unfortunate Demises
Question: In the summer of 1980, America learned of the strange death of a college student named James Dallas Egbert III. In what unusual activity was Egbert involved at the time of his death?
Answer: A real-life game of Dungeons and Dragons.
Song: CHICKEN SHACK-UNLUCKY BOY

#84 **THREE POINT PLAY** ONE POINT-THREE COMPANIES. TWO POINTS-ALL SIX COMPANIES
Realm: TV
Subrealm: "Monty Python"
Question: What are the other companies incorporated by "Confuse-A-Cat Ltd."?
Answer: Amaze a Vole Ltd.; Distract a Bee Ltd.; Bewilderebeast Ltd.; Startle a Thompson Gazelle Ltd.; Stun a Stoat Ltd.; Puzzle a Puma Ltd.
Song: ANIMALS-ST. JAMES INFIRMARY

#85
Realm: Television
Subrealm: Made for cable television
Question: Sing the first verse of the theme song to "It's Gary Shandling's Show."
Answer: "This is the theme to Gary's show / The opening theme to Gary's show / Gary called me up and asked if I would write his theme song / I'm almost halfway finished / How do you like it so far? / How do you like the theme to Gary's show?"
Song: BLACK FLAG-T.V. PARTY

#86
Realm: Williamsiana
Subrealm: Mass Media
Question: What were the call letters of the college's AM station?
Answer: WMS.
Song: PAJAMA SLAVE DANCERS-COLLEGE RADIO 87) Realm: The Original "Saturday Night Live"
Subrealm: Father Guido Sarducci
Question: What was the prize in the "Find the Popes in the Pizza" contest?
Answer: A t-shirt that said "I saw the Pope on TV."
Song: DONOVAN-EPISTLE TO DIPPY

#88 **THREE POINT PLAY-GUEST READER**
Realm: Film
Question: What film provided the inspiration for the well-known cartoon character Bugs Bunny?
Answer: "It Happened One Night." (He was modeled after Clark Gable's character.)
Reader: English Prof. Jim Shepard
Song: JOAN JETT-ROADRUNNER

#89
Realm: Science
Subrealm: Third-Grade Facts
Question: What 2 elements were discovered by Marie and Pierre Curie?
Answer: Polonium and radium.
Song: POLICE-FALL OUT

#90
Realm: Kiddie Books
Subrealm: "Winnie-the-Pooh"
Question: What does the sign over Winnie-the-Pooh's home say?
Answer: "Trespassers W"
Song: CREAM-BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN

#91
Realm: Theater and Sports
Question: The original cast of "Cabaret" had a former Pittsburgh Pirates first baseman in it. Who was it?
Answer: Burt Convy.
Song: PLEASURE PIRATES- TRAPPED

#92
Realm: Literature
Question: In "The Hotel New Hampshire," what was peculiar about the first person John Berry french kissed?
Answer: She had no teeth.
Song: JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE-LITTLE MISS STRANGE

#93
Realm: TV
Question: What "Leave It to Beaver" character was played by "St. Elsewhere's" Ed Begley Jr.?
Answer: Whitey.
Song: LYNYRD SKYNYRD- WHITE DOVE

(NOTE: This question is incorrect; Whitey Whitney was played by Stanley Fafara.)

#94
Realm: Radio
Question: In 1987, WMCA in New York City made radio programming history. What was the major change, and what did they change their call letters to?
Answer: They became the first all-sports radio station, WFAN.
Song: QUEEN- RADIO GAGA

(NOTE: This question is also incorrect; it was WNBC-AM that switched. Oh well, it was late.)

#95
Realm: Music
Subrealm: Music to Mass Murder By
Question: Charles Manson cut an album to help cover legal expenses. What was its title, and what was on the cover?
Answer: "Lie." A Life magazine cover with the f crossed out.
Song: G.G. ALLIN AND THE HOLY MEN-GARBAGE DUMP

#96
Realm: Williamsiana
Subrealm: The Library
Question: What does TOMUS stand for?
Answer: The Online Multiple User System.
Song: LOTHAR AND THE HAND PEOPLE-MACHINES

#97
Realm: Television
Subrealm: "Barney Miller"
Question: What was Fish's first name?
Answer: Philip (K. Fish)
Song: COUNTRY JOE AND THE FISH-FEEL LIKE I'M FIXIN'TO DIE RAG

#98
Realm: Reality
Subrealm: Pointy Buildings
Question: Who owns the Empire State Building?
Answer: The Prudential Insurance Company of America.
Song: HUSKER DU-EIFFEL TOWER HIGH

#99
Realm: Literature
Question: In "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," what is a hoovaloo?
Answer: A super intelligent shade of the color blue.
Song: BLUE OYSTER CULT-GOD

#100
Realm: Sci-fi
Question: What do the overlords in Arthur C. Clarke's "Childhood's End" look like?
Answer: The devil.
Song: FLYING BURRITO BROTHERS-DEVIL IN DISGUISE