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Violence

  1. TITLES

    1. What two titles was "Bloodsucking Freaks' previously released under?
      "House of the Screaming Virgins"; "Great Torture Show."

    2. What title was "Silent Night, Deadly Night" first released under?
      "Slayride."

    3. What was the subtitle for "I Dismember Momma"?
      "May She Rest in Pieces."

    4. In "Dr. Butcher, M.D.," what does the "M.D." stand for?
      "Medical Deviate."

  2. QUOTATIONS

    1. Chuck Norris in "Code of Silence"-- "If I want your opinion......."
      "....I'll beat it out of you."

    2. Charles Bronson in "Murphy's Law"-- "Go to hell...."
      "Ladies first."

    3. Billy Crystal in "Running Scared"-- "No habla Ingles..."
      "Habla Smith & Wesson?"

  3. DEATH WISH

    1. What is the vigilante's name?
      Paul Kersey.

    2. What did he do for money?
      Architect.

    3. Where were the following films set?

      1. Death Wish 1
        New York.

      2. Death Wish 2
        Los Angeles.

      3. Death Wish 3
        East New York.

    4. Bronson's character in DW3 has a friend that can catch "the giggler." Who?
      A .475 Wilbey Magnum.

  4. ARNOLD

    1. Give Matrix's response to the following queries in "Commando":

      1. "Did you leave anything for us?"
        "Just bodies."

      2. "What happened to Sully?"
        "I let him go."

    2. What weapons did the Terminator order?
      Uzi 9mm automatic; 45 long-slide with laser sighting; 12-gauge auto-loader; Phazed plasma rifle in 40-watt range.

    3. What disco did he trash?
      Tech Noir.

  5. WEAPONS AND KILLERS

    1. What was the killer's name in "Slumber Party Massacre," and what was his weapon?
      Russ Thorn; power drill.

    2. Who was Leatherface, and what was his weapon?
      Star of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" et al; chainsaw.

    3. This film featured a murder masked by an "unfortunate guillotine accident."
      "Killer Party."

    4. The murderer in this film wielded a sharpened steel vibrator named "Superman."
      "Crimes of Passion."

  6. RANDOM

    1. In what town is "The Toxic Avenger" set?
      Tromaville.

    2. What is Mad Max's last name?
      Rakatanski.

    3. What drove the worms into a frenzy in "Squirm"?
      A storm downed the power lines and energized the ground.

    4. In "The Hitcher," what did the hero find in his french fries?
      A finger.

  7. PLOT SUMMARIES
    Summarize the plots of two of the following five "films":

      "Basket Case"
      Deformed Siamese twin killers in a basket.

      "Make Them Die Slowly"
      Geographic expedition.

      "Dr. Butcher, M.D."
      Hell-bent on transplants.

      "The Toxic Avenger"

      "Evil Dead II"
      (SORRY, plot summaries not available; I mean, "Hell-bent on transplants"? That's all the sheet says.)

  8. REVIEWS
    The snippets below are from reviews from the self-proclaimed "world's only drive-in theater critic." Identify each of the movies, and give the reviewer's name. For EXTRA credit, give his real name.
    All reviewed by Joe Bob Briggs; real name-- John Bloom.

    1. No blood, no breasts, no beasts, but a whole lot of killer dancing. Kung fu. Dance fu. Great broom-dance scene. Heads spin. Legless break-dancing. Drive-in Academy Award nominations for Lucinda Dickey as the white guinea pig; Shabba-Doo; Boogaloo; and Bobo al-Salaam, who made it all possible. Three and a half stars.
      "Breakin'. "

    2. Absolutely no plot to get in the way of the story. Two breasts. Half pint blood. One beast (Telly Savalas). Two solid hours of motor vehicle chases. Five automobile crashes. One Marlon Brando imitation. One levitating car. One underwater car. Every guest on the Carson show for the past twenty years except David Brenner. Great Kung Fu. Monkey Fu. Some bimbo fu.... Sammy wears ALL his jewelry. Three stars.
      "Cannonball Run II."

    3. Four breasts. Thirty-seven dead bodies. One beast. Dempster dumpster truck destructo scene.....Intestines roll. One pet iguana.....Four motor vehicle car chases. One crash and burn. Rat-eating refugees who set fires in their TV sets. Seven quarts blood..... Four stars.
      "The Terminator."

  9. REALITY

    1. Who was the Visigoth chieftain who sacked Rome in 410 AD, and then went on to later fame as a denizen of "Dark Castle"?
      Alaric.

    2. According to legend, what medical condition led to Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo?
      Hemmorhoids.

    3. What ship that was present at the bombing of Pearl Harbor remains on the U.S. Navy's active service list?
      The USS Arizona.

    4. World War 2's first major battle occurred off the coast of what country?
      Uruguay.

    5. Besides Argentina and Great Britain, what other country had its citizens involved in combat on the Falkland Islands?
      Nepal.

    6. What is the weight of a full suit of armor, complete with padding?
      60-70 pounds.

    7. How did the "tank" get its name?
      The first prototype was shipped to France in a box marked "Water Tank."

    8. What happened every night at 8 PM, during the North Africa campaign in World War 2?
      A German Army radio broadcast by Lily Marlene.

    9. Where and when was the first nuclear device exploded?
      Alamogardo, New Mexico--- July 20, 1945.

    10. On what Civil War battlefield is each of the following located?

      1. Devil's Den
        Gettysburg.

      2. Hornet's Nest
        Shiloh.

      3. Bloody Angle
        Spotsylvania.

      4. The Sunken Road
        Antietam.

      5. The Crater
        Petersburg

  10. PLATOON SLANG
    How well did you understand "Platoon"? Define the following slang terms.

    1. Boonierat
      An infantryman.

    2. Comics
      Topographic maps.

    3. Dew
      Marijuana.

    4. Dust-off
      Medical evacuation by helicopter.

    5. Fast Mover
      An F-4 jet.

    6. 5 O'Clock Follies
      A press conference.

    7. Hump
      Patrol.

    8. Red Ball
      A V.C. high-speed trail or road.

    9. Rock 'n Roll
      Automatic weapon fire.

    10. Wake Up
      Departure from Viet Nam.

    11. Klick
      A kilometer.

    12. Cherry
      A new troop of men.

  11. AIRCRAFT
    What are the numerical designations of the aircraft named below?

    1. Mustang
      P-51.

    2. Condor
      FW 200.

    3. Superfortress
      B-29.

    4. Sabre
      F-86.

    5. Cobra
      AH-1.

    6. Flogger
      Mig 21.

    7. Badger
      Tu-95.

    8. Bronco
      OV-10.

    9. Hornet
      F-15.

    10. Tiger
      F-5.

  12. AUDIO SECTION

    Note: There was an audio all-violence section played over the radio; although the exact contents have been lost, you can get some idea of the clips from the following answer key. And not one little old lady mutilated late last night.

    1. Arlo Guthrie-- Alice's Restaurant Massacre

    2. Dead Kennedys-- Kill the Poor

    3. Warren Zevon-- Frank and Jesse James

    4. Big Audio Dynamite-- Beyond the Pale

    5. Rush-- Witch Hunt

    6. Eagles-- Disco Strangler

    7. Lou Reed-- Kill Your Sons

    8. Billy Joel-- She's Always a Woman

    9. Joe Jackson-- Real Men

    10. The Selecter-- Murder

    11. Heart-- If Looks Could Kill

    12. Yes-- Don't Kill the Whale

    13. The Who-- Dr. Jimmy

    14. The Beatles-- The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill

    15. The Ramones-- You're Gonna Kill That Girl

    16. Los Lobos-- Set Me Free (Rosa Lee)

    17. Kate Bush-- Experiment 4

    18. The Police-- Can't Stand Losing You

    19. Peter Gabriel-- Games Without Frontiers

    20. Motley Crue-- Looks That Kill