| 1 | 259 | The Ohio Players |
| 2 | 221 | BreastFriends |
| 3 | 215 | Ward, don't you think you were a little hardon the beaver last night? |
| 4 | 205 | She said "Kiss me where it smells," so I took her to Allston |
| 5 | 204 | Team Bazinga! |
| 6 | 203 | BOMO |
| 7 | 192 | A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team |
| 8 | 189 | Clyde Frazier's Steady Rockers |
| 9 | 179 | DOA Hole |
| 10 | 168 | Surrounded by Knitters |
| 11 | 158 | I Am Europe |
| 12 | 148 | Consult the Book of Armaments |
| 13 | 122 | Random Bear Attack |
| 14 | 111 | The Downstairs Mix-Up |
| 15 | 107 | Tugboats and arson, that's all I ever get from you guys. |
| 16 | 72 | Archduke Chocula |
| 17 | 64 | Bite My Shiny Metal Ass or I'll get you with my Felt Finger of Doom |
| 64 | Dinosaurs Are Jesus Ponies | |
| 19 | 56 | Tasmanian Treebiters of the North |
| 20 | 49 | Rangas Take Chicago (to avoid extinction) |
| 21 | 8 | My Giant Dusty Muffin |
| 22 | 4 | Live (?) from the Cadaver Lab |
| 23 | 0 | "Betty Crocker's Best 30-Minute Recipes"... it's... it's... IT'S A COOKBOOK! |
| 0 | After 48 Presumably Failed Funks, Joe Walsh Finally Hit His Stride | |
| 0 | Norelco Universal Vacuum Sweeper | |
| 0 | King Henry II's LensCrafters (Too Soon?) | |
| 0 | Nerds, Geeks, Dorks & other sideshow oddities | |
| 0 | Departure of the Small Softoff Deflector | |
| 0 | In My Recurring Erotic Nightmare, Angelina Jolie Has a Penis Shaped Like John Denver, and She's Whipping Tom Cruise Across the Face with It to the Rhythm of Eiffel 65's "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" | |
| 0 | Breast Cancer is the Hottest Form of Cancer | |
| 0 | The Cocky Bukkake Jockey from Nagasaki | |
| 0 | Crap Your Pants Say Yeah | |
| 0 | "Do You Have What It Takes... to be King of the Jews?" "INRI, Bitch!" | |
| 0 | If only we could think of one. | |
| 0 | A Rusty Venture is when you... | |
| 0 | Infinite Jest (V?) | |
| 0 | Green Wombat | |
| 0 | Run Away! | |
| 0 | Two Zsa's, One Leg | |
| 0 | Man...whatever happened to my antique fish tank??? |