Return of the Large Hardon Collider

January 14-15, 2011

FINAL SCORES

1 259 The Ohio Players
2 221 BreastFriends
3 215 Ward, don't you think you were a little hardon the beaver last night?
4 205 She said "Kiss me where it smells," so I took her to Allston
5 204 Team Bazinga!
6 203 BOMO
7 192 A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team
8 189 Clyde Frazier's Steady Rockers
9 179 DOA Hole
10 168 Surrounded by Knitters
11 158 I Am Europe
12 148 Consult the Book of Armaments
13 122 Random Bear Attack
14 111 The Downstairs Mix-Up
15 107 Tugboats and arson, that's all I ever get from you guys.
16 72 Archduke Chocula
17 64 Bite My Shiny Metal Ass or I'll get you with my Felt Finger of Doom
  64 Dinosaurs Are Jesus Ponies
19 56 Tasmanian Treebiters of the North
20 49 Rangas Take Chicago (to avoid extinction)
21 8 My Giant Dusty Muffin
22 4 Live (?) from the Cadaver Lab
23 0 "Betty Crocker's Best 30-Minute Recipes"... it's... it's... IT'S A COOKBOOK!
  0 After 48 Presumably Failed Funks, Joe Walsh Finally Hit His Stride
  0 Norelco Universal Vacuum Sweeper
  0 King Henry II's LensCrafters (Too Soon?)
  0 Nerds, Geeks, Dorks & other sideshow oddities
  0 Departure of the Small Softoff Deflector
  0 In My Recurring Erotic Nightmare, Angelina Jolie Has a Penis Shaped Like John Denver, and She's Whipping Tom Cruise Across the Face with It to the Rhythm of Eiffel 65's "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
  0 Breast Cancer is the Hottest Form of Cancer
  0 The Cocky Bukkake Jockey from Nagasaki
  0 Crap Your Pants Say Yeah
  0 "Do You Have What It Takes... to be King of the Jews?" "INRI, Bitch!"
  0 If only we could think of one.
  0 A Rusty Venture is when you...
  0 Infinite Jest (V?)
  0 Green Wombat
  0 Run Away!
  0 Two Zsa's, One Leg
  0 Man...whatever happened to my antique fish tank???

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