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The Ultra Bonus

Teeth
Handcuffs
Stop Signs


Fingerprints
Fifty Dollars
Evidence


Twenty-five minutes
Toilet paper
Injection


New York City
Garbage
Nuisance


The hairy eyeball
Faggots
Psychiatrist


Capital Letters
Guitars
Railroad tracks


Four-part harmony
Thanksgiving
Stockbridge, Massachusetts


8x10 glossy pictures
The Group W bench
Father-rapers



(Items mentioned in the Arlo Guthrie Song "Alice's Restaurant")