Questions

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Where did each of these questions come from?
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1. Who was at the zoo, George? Who was at the zoo?
   Sunday in the Park with George

2. What does God need with a star ship?
   Star Trek V

3. Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust?
   Batman

4. What, me worry?
   MAD Magazine

5. How did you manage to get so much custard out of such a small cat?
   Blackadder

6. Wait a minute Shamu, are you wearing a condom?
   WCFM Cart: Drew Bunting

7. Don't you realize that you are my own nose?
   Gogol: The Nose

8. Do you mean to make a stale of me among these mates?
   Shakespeare: The Taming of the Shrew

9. And God said, where the hell is Tim?
   Noises Off

10. Why does a chicken?
    A. A. Milne: Cottleston Pie

11. Don't you know what a kiss is?
    Peter Pan

12. What have I got in my pocket?
    The Hobbit

13. What, fisticuffs?
    Oliver

14. Damn, baby, what'd you do with your hair?
    Ghost

15. What's the frequency Kenneth? (Don't say R.E.M.)
    Dan Rather was randomly assaulted by two men who asked this question repeatedly for no apparent reason.

16. Ever chased chickens?
    Lady and the Tramp

17. I was wondering if you wouldn't mind marrying me very much?
    Rocky II: Stallone

18. What's this poisonous cobra doing in my underwear drawer?
    Weird Al Yankovic: You Don't Love Me Anymore

19. Anybody want a peanut?
    The Princess Bride

20. A cocktail waitress - does that prove anything to you?
    Free to be You and Me: Mel Brooks

21. Why is the world in love again? Why are we marching hand in hand? Why are the ocean levels rising up?
    They Might Be Giants: Intro to Flood

22. What mirror? Where?
    West Side Story

23. Bernstein, am I a stuffed shirt? Am I a horse-faced hypocrite? Am I a New England schoolmarm?
    Mr. Leland in Citizen Kane

24. How many dicks is that?
    Reservoir Dogs

25. We have a little sister, and she has no breasts; what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for?
    Song of Songs

26. Is there a proper blessing for the Czar?
    Fiddler on the Roof

27. Would you ever really wanna meet... an angel?
    The Prophesy

28. Is the Pope Catholic? Does a bear...? Well, I know YOU do, Angelo.
    The Far Side

29. Do you want to make more money? Sure. We all do.
    Sally Struthers correspondence school commercial

30. So, what do you think; does this dog say, "Gleeminex for pets?"
    Brain Candy: the Kids in the Hall movie

31. Would you suffer eternally or internally?
    Type O Negative

32. In a row?
    Clerks

33. Why are you so fat? Why are you so fat?
    One Crazy Summer

34. Hey you, out there on your own, sitting naked by the phone, will you touch me?
    Pink Floyd

35. Damn it ball! Why don't you just go home? That's your home. Are you too good for your home?
    Happy Gilmore

36. Hey Curly, kill anyone today?
    City Slickers

37. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
    Animal House

38. Hey...d'you like apples? Well I got 'er numba. How d'ya like them apples?
    Good Will Hunting

39. Are Desi and Cass playing hide the salami?
    Reduced Shakespeare Company

40. Between "yes sir" and "certainly not!" how much difference is there? Between beauty and ugliness, how great is the distinction?
    Tao Te Ching

41. When you make love, do you look in the mirror? Who do you think of? Does he look like me?
    Def Leppard: Love Bites

The DAILY Show Five Questions

42. Q. What state is Boston in?
    A. "Oh, come on, everybody know that, even my Chihuahua. Massachusetts."
    Q. How do you make a corn dog?
    A. "Corn, C-O-R-N? The thing that you eat? How you make it, a corn dog? Oh, sure. You stick it with sugar, carabello, and then you..."
    Q. Who looks better in a white suit: Gavin MacLeod or Ricardo Montalban?
    A. "Well listen, I like both. I have to choose one? Because they both are very cute. Ok, ok, Ricardo Montalban."
    Q. What makes a Blue Hawaiian blue?
    A. "The blue thing."
    Q. Do you dream in English or Spanish?
    A. "Oh yes, oh, wait a minute, I dream in English. 'Money, money, money, money...'"
    Name the Celebrity: Charo

43. Q. The first Bible printed on a press was...
    A. "... a book?"
    Q. Name a popular Hungarian stew.
    A. "Roxanne!"
    Q. Name a peanut cousin of the Raisinette.
    A. "Oh, goober!"
    Q. Who sang, "Too Shy Shy"?
    A. "The Goulets! The Goulet family!"
    Q. Can I call you Goot?
    A. "Yeah, man, that's what everyone calls me!"
    Name the Celebrity: Steve Guttenburg

44. Q. Name 3 Canadian Provinces that begin with the letter "N"?
    A. New Foundland, New Brunswick,and Nova Scotia
    Q. True or False: You once dated Susan Anton?
    A. I once went up on Susan Anton.
    Q. Who was the last NHL goalie to play without a mask?
    A. Gump Worsley
    Q. Skippy: dufus or dork?
    A. I have to go for Dork.
    Q. Size, does it matter?
    A. Yes,absolutely
    Name the Celebrity: Michael J. Fox

45. Q. You were in the play "Grease," where's the Acropolis?
    A. Athens
    Q. What Gun Control law did President Clinton sign on November 25, 1993?
    A. I have no idea.
    Q. Finish the Stylistics' song lyric. "You are everything..."
    A. and more.
    Q. Sam the Butcher's sausage: sweet or hot?
    A. Hot!
    Q. What the hell is Wessonality?
    A. It's really great.
    Name the Celebrity: Maureen McCormick

46. Q. More impressive Washington erection: The National Gallery or The Capitol?
    A. The National Gallery.
    Q. What par is the 7th hole at Pebble Beach?
    A. Par 3
    Q. What's in a perfect Manhattan? A.Sweet and dry vermouth and blended whiskey.
    Q. Which Francis sang "Where the Boys Are?" A.Connie. Q.Finally, what should everybody do tonight? A.Wang Chung.
    Name the Celebrity: Maury Povitch

47. Q. Name 5 of the 7 states that border Colorado
    A. Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, Oklahoma, Kansas
    Q. What was the first X-rated cartoon?
    A. Fritz The Cat.
    Q. Rob & Fab were the frontmen for what group?
    A. Milli Vanilli. Q.Halloween: Celebrating the birth of Jesus or grabbing the goodies from Santa?
    A. Birth of Jesus
    Q. Do you have to hang out with George Clooney?
    A. His day is done. No more.
    Name the Celebrities: Matt Parker & Trey Stone

48. Q. What is the "Show Me" State?
    A. (no response)
    Q. Name 3 varieties of melon.
    A. "Canteloupe, honeydew, and watermelon."
    Q. Tommy Lee or Gene Simmons?
    A. "Tommy Lee or Gene Simmons what?"
    Q. Finish this lyric: "Reunited and..."
    A. "Can you hum a bar?"
    Q. What three words best describe you?
    A. "Um, um, um..."
    Name the Celebrity: Kathy Ireland

49. Q. Where was Shatner born?
    A. Horse Country.
    Q. . . .which city would you want with you: Chicago or New York?
    A. Chicago.
    Q. Name three blond Hitchcock leading ladies.
    A. Tippy Hedron, Grace Kelly and Anthony Perkins.
    Q. I'm thinking of a slow white Center for the Bulls . . .
    A. Will "The Thrill" Perdue.
    Q. Finally, , what kind of clown are you?
    A. Cryin' on the inside, I guess.
    Name the Celebrity: Bill Murray

50. Q. Where in the United States is the replica of the Parthenon?
    A. "That's in South Dakota."
    Q. What are the most comfortable slacks you can buy?
    A. " slacks, absolutely."
    Q. Worst hair: Gene Simmons or Gene Shalit?
    A. "I dunno, I gotta go with Gene Simmons, that's some bad hair."
    Q. Name the ingredients of a Harvey Wallbanger.
    A. "Oh. You take fresh lime juice, squeeze it into, uh, over ice, double that with Contreau, double that with tequilla, shake it, pour it into a salt-rimmed glass."
    Q. Who's the blonde woman who ruined Van Halen?
    A. "David Lee Roth?" Name the Celebrity: Sammy Hagar