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THE FINAL SCORES

292,000Phasers On Stun
288,000Walter J. Zwircon
280,000Very Small Rocks
210,000Decisive Camel
210,000Do You Feel Lucky, Punk?
194,000Wine and Cheese Party
165,000Manhattan Skyliners
156,000Death Squadron
155,000Jane Stop this Crazy Thing
135,000Julio Valdez Fan Club
131,000Divestment Blows
110,000Tiny Open-Faced Sandwiches
20,000Burning Giraffes and Telephones
19,000Bruce's Dimples
18,000Man Behind the Curtain
15,000Phil Walsh's Beta Ball Date
15,000Willie the Pimp
10,000Have Sack, Will Travel
9,000Free the Sawyer Bound Periodicals
8,000Secret Santas
7,000Renee's Tool
6,000Gomer's Pile
5,000Suffering Bastards
5,000A Cast of Thousands
4,000Two to Beam Up, Scotty
4,000Dire Straits Blues
3,000Dead Typist
2,000First Presbyterian Bank of Scotland
1,000Sue and Dan
1,000Raisin Bran
0Temporary Paralysis
0The Derelicts


SPRING 1983 SCORES BY HOUR

Compiled by Phasers on Stun, and why shouldn't they have? This is the very model of a come-from-behind victory in Trivia. The 'video-game scoring appears to have been ignored.

HOUR ONE

  1. Walter J. Zwircon 38
  2. PHASERS ON STUN 36
HOUR TWO
  1. Walter J. Zwircon 74
  2. Captain Tuttle 69
  3. PHASERS ON STUN 64
  4. Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing 51
HOUR THREE
  1. Walter J. Zwircon 105
  2. PHASERS ON STUN 101
  3. Captain Tuttle 99
  4. Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? 77
  5. Manhattan Skyliners 75
HOUR FOUR
  1. Walter J. Zwircon 155
  2. Very Small Rocks 150
  3. PHASERS ON STUN 147
  4. Captain Tuttle 147
  5. Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? 118
  6. Wine and Cheese Party 112
  7. Decisive Camel 107
  8. Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing 99
  9. Manhattan Skyliners 95
  10. Death Squadron 87
  11. Divestment Blows 77
  12. Julio Valdez Fan Club 72
HOUR FIVE
  1. Walter J. Zwircon 172
  2. PHASERS ON STUN 168
  3. Very Small Rocks 166
  4. Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? 132
  5. Wine and Cheese Party 125
  6. Decisive Camel 119
  7. Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing 108
  8. Manhattan Skyliners 104
  9. Death Squadron 100
  10. Divestment Blows 87
  11. Julio Valdez Fan Club 80
HOUR SIX
  1. Walter J. Zwircon 207
  2. PHASERS ON STUN 203
  3. Very Small Rocks 199
  4. Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? 154
  5. Decisive Camel 145
  6. Wine and Cheese Party 143
  7. Death Squadron 123
  8. Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing 121
  9. Manhattan Skyliners 110
  10. Divestment Blows 98
  11. Julio Valdez Fan Club 97
  12. Tiny Open Faced Sandwiches ?
HOUR SEVEN
  1. Walter J. Zwircon 241
  2. PHASERS ON STUN 240
  3. Very Small Rocks 235
  4. Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? 177
  5. Decisive Camel 175
  6. Wine and Cheese Party 169
  7. Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing 139
  8. Manhattan Skyliners 137
  9. Death Squadron 136
  10. Julio Valdez Fan Club 113
  11. Divestment Blows 110
  12. Tiny Open Faced Sandwiches 94
HOUR EIGHT
  1. PHASERS ON STUN 292
  2. Walter J. Zwircon 288
  3. Very Small Rocks 280
  4. Decisive Camel 210
  5. Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? 210
  6. Wine and Cheese Party 194
  7. Manhattan Skyliners 165
  8. Death Squadron 156
  9. Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing 155
  10. Julio Valdez Fan Club 135
  11. Divestment Blows 131
  12. Tiny Open Faced Sandwiches 110


HOUR-BY-HOUR SCORING BY TEAM, WHERE AVAILABLE:

HOUR #1:
Zwircon 38, Phasers 36

HOUR #2:
Zwircon 36, Phasers 28

HOUR #3:
Phasers 37, Zwircon 31, Tuttle 30

HOUR #4:
Zwircon 50, Tuttle 48, Phasers 46, Lucky Punk 41, Skyliners 20

HOUR #5:
Phasers 21, Zwircon 17, Small Rocks 16, Lucky Punk 14, Wine & Cheese 13, Death Squadron 13, Camel 12, Divestment 10, Jane 9, Skyliners 9, Juan Valdez 8

HOUR #6:
Zwircon 35, Phasers 35, Small Rocks 33, Camel 26, Death Squadron 23, Lucky Punk 22, Wine & Cheese 18, Juan Valdez 17, Jane 13, Divestment 11, Skyliners 6

HOUR #7:
Phasers 37, Small Rocks 36, Zwircon 34, Camel 30, Skyliners 27, Wine & Cheese 26, Lucky Punk 23, Jane 18, Juan Valdez 16, Death Squadron 13, Divestment 12

HOUR #8:
Phasers 52, Zwircon 47, Small Rocks 45, Camel 35, Lucky Punk 33, Skyliners 28, Wine & Cheese 25, Juan Valdez 22, Divestment 21, Death Squadron 20, Jane 16, Sandwiches 16

These questions were posed by the Phasers scorekeeper on his number sheet:

  1. Where did Very Small Rocks come from?
  2. Where did Captain Tuttle go?
  3. Why did Manhattan Skyliners have such a bad 4th hour?
  4. Why did Decisive Camel keep moving up?
  5. Why did Jane Stop This Crazy Thing drop 4th hour?

Notice the 12-point surge by Phasers in the second half (8 points back at the break); there's your contest!