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  1. "Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little."

  2. "Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad."

  3. "This country is not in good condition..... when a great man people are unable to find work, unemployment results."

  4. "This Administration has proved that it is utterly incapable of cleaning out the corruption which has completely eroded it, and re-establishing the confidence and faith of the people in the morality and honesty of their government employees."

  5. "Among the best stenographers I ever had."

  6. "Written and played by the most part by cretinous goons."

  7. And today we're going to talk about Mothers of Mass Murderers."

  8. "It's not the most intellectual job in the world, but I do have to know the letters."

  9. "I have a black, I have a woman, two Jews and a cripple. And we have talent."

  10. "We tried to kick a little ass last night."

  11. "....has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here."

  12. "We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."

  13. "They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy-- not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous."

  14. "That man's nothing but a crazy old wizard."

  15. "He's a man like any other man, but more so."

  16. "A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it."

  17. "You mean that guy from the old wine commercials?"

  18. "There, but for the grace of God, goes God."

  19. "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

  20. "Blind people come to the ballpark just to hear him pitch."

  21. "I guess this kind of puts a damper on even a Yankee win."

  22. "More clever than I."

  23. "I wake up at night and I think I've heard him-- just a whisper: 'Man.....Man, my best friend...' But when I say 'Mike?' he doesn't answer. Is he wandering around somewhere, looking for hardware to hook onto? Or is he buried down in Complex Under, trying to find a way out?"

  24. "Notice they do not fly so much as plummet."

  25. "Small? Like a French bread."

  26. It's got "Nasty, Big Pointed Teeth!"

  27. "....spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance, and persistent cries of 'What's all this then?' "