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- "Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little."
- "Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad."
- "This country is not in good condition..... when a great man people are unable to find work, unemployment results."
- "This Administration has proved that it is utterly incapable of cleaning out the corruption which has completely eroded it, and re-establishing the confidence and faith of the people in the morality and honesty of their government employees."
- "Among the best stenographers I ever had."
- "Written and played by the most part by cretinous goons."
- And today we're going to talk about Mothers of Mass Murderers."
- "It's not the most intellectual job in the world, but I do have to know the letters."
- "I have a black, I have a woman, two Jews and a cripple. And we have talent."
- "We tried to kick a little ass last night."
- "....has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here."
- "We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."
- "They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy-- not actually
evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous."
- "That man's nothing but a crazy old wizard."
- "He's a man like any other man, but more so."
- "A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it."
- "You mean that guy from the old wine commercials?"
- "There, but for the grace of God, goes God."
- "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
- "Blind people come to the ballpark just to hear him pitch."
- "I guess this kind of puts a damper on even a Yankee win."
- "More clever than I."
- "I wake up at night and I think I've heard him-- just a whisper: 'Man.....Man, my best friend...' But when I say 'Mike?' he doesn't answer. Is he wandering around somewhere, looking for hardware to hook onto? Or is he buried down in Complex Under, trying to find a way out?"
- "Notice they do not fly so much as plummet."
- "Small? Like a French bread."
- It's got "Nasty, Big Pointed Teeth!"
- "....spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance, and persistent cries of 'What's all this then?' "