The Simpsons Quote Hour Bonus

Identify the Simpsons character for each quote.

1. "Brace yourselves, gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... LOVE?! Who's been screwing with this thing?!"

2. "Compatriots! It is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season!"

3. "Crack that whip. Licorice whip. I said whip it. Licorice whip!"

4. "Did you used to be a dude? It's okay, you can tell me."

5. "Do not touch Willy. Good advice."

6. "Goodbye, student loan payments."

7. "He's 'polling' the electorate."

8. "Here's a catchphrase for your adult years: 'Hey buddy, got a dime?' "

9. "Here's my I.D., which confirms my adultivity."

10. "I am the very model of a modern major general; I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral."

11. "I didn't think he was gonna do 'Moon River' but then, bam! Second encore."

12. "I for one would like to welcome our ant overlords."

13. "I had the most beautiful dream where I was dead."

14. "I hate every chimp I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-zee."

15. "I have many issues with my beloved smother."

16. "I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong."

17. "I personally am going to spit in every 50th burger."

18. "I was saying Boo-urns."

19. "I've got to stop fantasizing about Lee Majors."

20. "If I ever catch you, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt."

21. "It's full of bunly goodness."

22. "It's like he just disappeared into fat air."

23. "They still have the same pool table on which I was conceived, born, and educated."

24. "Oh goodie, now I know what happened to Baby Jane."

25. "Oh my God, the dead have risen and are voting Republican!"

26. "Oh, shazbot!"

27. "Paddling the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'."

28. "Possible side effects include dizziness and shortness of marriage."

29. "See, this is why I don't talk much."

30. "Soon I'll be the queen of summer!"

31. "The goggles, they do nothing!"

32. "They say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon."

33. "This had better be wardrobe, and this had better be good news."

34. "This is indeed a disturbing universe."

35. "This next contest qualifies for course credit at Dartmouth College."

36. "This... suit... burns... better. Look!"

37. "Trab pu kcip!"

38. "Una candelabra precariosa!"

39. "Unflavored for me!"

40. "Very well, if that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow!"

41. "Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll."

42. "Webster's Dictionary defines 'excellence' as 'the quality or condition of being excellent'."

43. "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth-handler you! I deride your truth-handling ability!"