The Simpsons Quote Hour Bonus

Identify the Simpsons character for each quote.

1. "Brace yourselves, gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... LOVE?! Who's been screwing with this thing?!"
   Professor Frink

2. "Compatriots! It is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season!"
   Charles Montgomery Burns

3. "Crack that whip. Licorice whip. I said whip it. Licorice whip!"
   Waylon Smithers

4. "Did you used to be a dude? It's okay, you can tell me."
   Otto Mann

5. "Do not touch Willy. Good advice."
   Homer Simpson

6. "Goodbye, student loan payments."
   Snake

7. "He's 'polling' the electorate."
   Lou

8. "Here's a catchphrase for your adult years: 'Hey buddy, got a dime?' "
   Ned Flanders

9. "Here's my I.D., which confirms my adultivity."
   Kearney (AKA Charles Norwood)

10. "I am the very model of a modern major general; I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral."
    Barney Gumble

11. "I didn't think he was gonna do 'Moon River' but then, bam! Second encore."
    Nelson Muntz

12. "I for one would like to welcome our ant overlords."
    Kent Brockman

13. "I had the most beautiful dream where I was dead."
    Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

14. "I hate every chimp I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-zee."
    Troy McClure

15. "I have many issues with my beloved smother."
    Seymour Skinner (AKA Armin Tanzarian)

16. "I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong."
    Grandpa Abe Simpson

17. "I personally am going to spit in every 50th burger."
    Krusty the Klown (AKA Herschel Schmoikel)

18. "I was saying Boo-urns."
    Hans Moleman

19. "I've got to stop fantasizing about Lee Majors."
    Marge Simpson

20. "If I ever catch you, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt."
    Moe Szyslak

21. "It's full of bunly goodness."
    Lunchlady Doris

22. "It's like he just disappeared into fat air."
    Selma Bouvier

23. "They still have the same pool table on which I was conceived, born, and educated."
    Groundskeeper Willy

24. "Oh goodie, now I know what happened to Baby Jane."
    Comic Book Guy

25. "Oh my God, the dead have risen and are voting Republican!"
    Bart Simpson

26. "Oh, shazbot!"
    Kodos

27. "Paddling the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'."
    Jasper

28. "Possible side effects include dizziness and shortness of marriage."
    Dr. Julius Hibbert

29. "See, this is why I don't talk much."
    Carl Carlson

30. "Soon I'll be the queen of summer!"
    Martin Prince

31. "The goggles, they do nothing!"
    Rainer Wolfcastle

32. "They say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon."
    Lenny Leonard

33. "This had better be wardrobe, and this had better be good news."
    Chief Clancy Wiggum

34. "This is indeed a disturbing universe."
    Maggie Simpson

35. "This next contest qualifies for course credit at Dartmouth College."
    Larry/Barry/Sid "Duff Man" Duffman

36. "This... suit... burns... better. Look!"
    Lisa Simpson

37. "Trab pu kcip!"
    Milhouse Van Houten

38. "Una candelabra precariosa!"
    Bumblebee Man

39. "Unflavored for me!"
    Maude Flanders

40. "Very well, if that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow!"
    Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby

41. "Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll."
    Reverend Timothy Lovejoy

42. "Webster's Dictionary defines 'excellence' as 'the quality or condition of being excellent'."
    Drederick Tatum

43. "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth-handler you! I deride your truth-handling ability!"
    Sideshow Bob (AKA Robert Underdunk Terwilliger)