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==The Sighting of Lambda’s Feet==
Despite the fact that the 2006 Spring Break trip was more subdued than year’s
past, one incident remains fixed in the minds of the Spring Breakers.
After heavy drinking coupled with a determination to have a crazy night, Johnny Booze decided it would be a great idea to steal things from around the hotel and bring them back to the Beirut room. The items included, but were not limited to: hallway paintings, hallway trees, and most importantly the luggage trolley from downstairs. Mr. Slovitt was quite indignant at Booze’s lack of “respect” for the hotel, and decided it would be wise for him to hand deliver the trolley back to the receptionist…beer in hand. However, Felser took a liking to the trolley, and insisted that he be wheeled down in the trolley itself. Slovitt proceeded to wheel the trolley down and park it in the corner with Felser still drinking and half passed out in the trolley (Felser would remain there for a good 20 minutes right across from the receptionist). Not convinced that he had apologized properly, Slovitt had a 20-minute conversation with the receptionist, ending with a request for the key to Lamda’s room. Key in hand, Slovitt rounded up the troops, and they not only stripped down to our boxers, but quietly pounced onto Lambda who was innocently in bed. With 10 men on him, Lamda was very nervous at the homoerotic behavior, which included: 1. Looking at Kevin’s Bellybutton and 2 Admiring Kevin’s Ridiculously Big Feet. The surprise visit ended abruptly when Mallory, sick with the flu, pounced onto Slovitt and started choking him, screaming for everyone to leave….
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Here are some recent memories of monument and misfortune that will go down in golf team history.
