Deadly Ten

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The defining characteristic of the Deadly Ten is that no one can know them all. It is a physical impossibility. Were someone to know nine and finally meet the tenth, said someone would disappear from the space-time continuum, as if they had never existed. Or he/she might spontaneously combust. We're not sure which.
I don't know all of the deadly ten, as evidenced by the fact that I'm not dead. But here are some guesses, and, oh, yeah, do not sign these statements if you value your lives:   1. # Sara Carian: Pretty obscure. Most people think who saw her in 2005-2006 thought she's was a senior. And since she's going went to Oxford the next year, it'll look looked like she was.  2.) # Ben Wood: Silentsilent, but deadly. 3.)  4.) # Chris Paci. This one is was particularly difficult due to the fact that he is takingtook/auditing audited not 4, not 5, but 7 classesin his senior fall, as well as further evidence that he was following in [[Brian Hirshman]]'s footsteps. Further complicating matters was his penchant for impromptu day trips to Prague. 5.)  6.) # Greg Tobkin. He's an evil genius in his spare time. He won't write a thesis dissertation for his PhD in his senior yearBioinformatics...he'll write two. And cure cancer. But at what price??? 7.) # Corey Beverly. Sure, you might be friends with him on facebook or have seen him rocking out with Wyclef, but who can REALLY say that they know him?
...oh yeah. Probably all of you.
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For the flip side of the coin, see [ the Undeadly Ten].