Oh give me a break! My dad used to be an embryo. Then he turned into a fetus and finally was born after which he became my liberal, Kerry-voting dad. How would your dad feel if when he was an embryo, he found out that my dad was pro-choice? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
You're just wasting my time. Does this face look frightened? My dad is an influential hip-hop artistworks for the Department of Homeland Security. His particular skill lies in dressing down posers and unskilled rappersHe has like Level 4 clearance, which means he can put people on the terrorist watch list just because they're wearing a turban. How would your dad like it if my dad called him a "thug I oughtta plug" to get naked in front of a recording distributed beefy DHS agent every time he tried to millions of listeners worldwide, and then hired your dad's twin brother to portray your dad in the music videoboard an airplane? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
Does this face look frightened? Big whoop. My dad works for the Department of Homeland Securityis Catullus. He has 's like Level 4 clearanceone of the most important poets of all time, up there with Homer, Shakespeare, which means he can put people on the official terrorist watch list just because they're pissing him offand maybe Jim Morrison. How would your dad like to get naked it if his writings were memorialized as "cacata carta" in front a poem that would delight students of Latin for thousands and thousands of a beefy DHS agent every time years? The real question is, how will your dad feel when he tried to fly in an airplanefinds out that "cacata carta" means "paper having been shat out of my exceedingly tight asshole"? I would guess that he would will feel terrible.
Big whoop. My dad is Catullus. He's like one of the most important poets of all time, up there with Homer, Shakespeare, and maybe Jim Morrison. How would your dad like it if his chronicles were memorialized as "cacata carta" in a poem that would delight students of Latin for thousands and thousands of years? My dad did that to Volusius, and he'll do it to your dad, too, if you don't watch out. The real question is, how will your dad feel when he finds out that "cacata carta" means "defecated paper"? I would guess that he will feel terrible. My dad is Peter Funt. That's right, son host of Allen Funt, creator of the ''Candid Camera'' television show. My dad controls the ''Candid Camera'' empire, and he He makes money off of a living by making a fool out of regular people, like your dad, unassuming Americans on national television. How would your dad feel if he were convinced by my dad that he was randomly selected for an involuntary pulled a really funny bone transplant, then told to smile because he was prank on ''Candid Camera''your dad, and everybody who watches the PAX network saw it and laughed really really really hard at your dad? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
