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Stuff The Student Body Should Definitely Do

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# [[Your Mom|Your mom]].
# Edit this wiki.
# Learn how to spell "definitely."
##Done. My bad.
# Embrace the revolution.
##Against anchor housing?
# Drink less hate-orade.
# Make fewer brilliant puns that make lesser men jealous, and cause them to make snide remarks in past edits of this Wiki.
# Learn the difference between "less" and "fewer".
##Word to that.
# Learn how to be an unforgivable cunt about grammatical issues.
# Have more bitchfests on the blogs.
### Our campus isn't really configured quite right for beer pong.
# Reconfigure campus for Beer Pong, while we set up anchor housing.
##Except that beer pong is super lame
###That's only ordinary beer pong. We're talking about GENUINE beer pong here!
# Drink alcoholic beverages sometime.
##Sometime?
### Yup.
#### Hella!
# Unpop collars once more.
# Make puns.
# Act like obnoxious dicks at the snack bar. I hear the staff really enjoy that.
# Amuse random alums who edit the wiki.
# Guard against acting like tools. Self check, especially when drunk.
# Not get Get into any more blog bitchfests when there's work to do.# Wa diddy diddy dum diddy do.
# Stop working and go out and get drunk and pull up stakes and smash bikes like the true inner tool you are.
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