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Caucasian, please. My dad is Ludwig Wittgenstein. How would your dad feel if he were a logical positivist who thought that he had a handle on my dad's position on linguistics and the nature of reality and then my dad went and completely changed it up on him? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
 
Oh yeah? Well my dad is Dan Klein! Take that! He can chug the whole bottles of champaign, with the cork, bust own 10,000 "man-ups" at Prospect Abs, and then recite the first 10 to the 10th digets of pi while running a 10k race, backwards, uphill. How would your dad like it if my dad got him date to the cross country screw, stole her from him on the dance floor, wrote a sappy live journal entry about her, and then composed a 300-page bio thesis in his head filled with useless college bowl facts? What now? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
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