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Hank Gerrard the "Not-Cardinal" Tojman is the alter-ego (or alter egos) or [[Paul N. Stansifer '07]].  

The story goes thusly: 
In the fall of 2004, Paul was told to introduce himself by someone who had mentioned that he would "forget all of your names anyhow".  He introduced himself as "Hank".  [[Rachel S. Selinsky '06]] knew "Hank" was not Paul's actual name, but is horrible with names and could not remember his real name.  So she called him Hank.  Thus a legend was born.  Some continued to call him "Hank" after she reluctantly learned his real name because it was funny; others, because they were confused.  Nevertheless, the name "Hank" had a sort of sticking power, a life of its own, and would not be lived down.  

[[Sean A. Carollo '07]] provided Hank with a new middle and last name, and later, christened him the Not-Cardinal, under [[Katherine L. Dieber '07]], the current [[Not-Pope]] of WARP.  The contract was signed on a Driscoll napkin by multiple witnesses.  

In the fall of 2005, [[Julianne Shelby '06]] made the cogent argument that Paul, Hank, and Hank Gerard the "Not-Cardinal" Tojman were actually three entities, not two, and that in this manner Paul represented the triune God.