Security

The nice people in Security have their offices in Hopkins Hall. They provide various helpful services:

1. Ticketing cars that are parked in convenient locations
2. Kicking people out of the library 15 minutes before it's supposed to close

They also do some other things:

1. Unlock your room when you lock yourself out for the bargain price of only $5 (the first one each year is free)
2. Give your guest permission to park in Lower Mission, if you fill out the form
3. Agree to competitive bowling matches with students
4. Give out phone numbers at night when 3131 is unavailable
5. Pay students to read magazines at the table outside the office
6. Engrave your "high-dollar-value items" for free
7. Give you a new ID card for the bargain price of only $10 when you lose yours

Also see the College's Security main page, which contains useful information; and the Security staff page, which has some humorous interview snippets with the officers.