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Revision as of 23:09, October 17, 2008
According to the Authorities
Andrew Goldston '09 used to be Andrew Goldston '08, but a freshman year injury led to a semester off, ensuring that for more than a year he would live in fear of the day his 08 login would be taken away, replaced by an 09 login. Then one day it happened, and he got over it.
Goldston plays College Bowl and Williams Trivia, and represents Dodd residents on College Council. He also knows all five identified members of the Deadly Ten '08s, and is friends with three of them.
Disagreements
The above is the "official" story. According to Jeff Stenzel '10 and Chris Liguori '10, the following is more accurate:
- Andrew Goldston was born in 1973 and currently has 8 children, 2 grandchildren, and 3 more grandchildren on the way. He graduated in 1995, but has been creepily hanging around campus ever since, because that's just the kind of guy he is. Irrefutable proof of his old age is his love of gin.
- He also goes by the name Charlie.
- He loves Manchester United more than anything else in the world.
- He loved extension cords. He hated mexicans. And he was half-mexican. And he hated irony.
