Difference between revisions of "Peter Nunns"

Revision as of 21:15, November 17, 2009

Properly pronounced "Noons."

"The race to the bottom will be a photo finish." -Peter 2.0, in reference to Nunns and Jesse Levitt

Fun fact: when Peter gets drunk, he sometimes rants that Walter Benjamin was assassinated by Stalinist conspirators.

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
-[[Category:Students]][[Category:Class of 2008]]
-[[Image:nunns.jpeg|alt Redneck Manchu]]
-Properly pronounced "douchebag."
+Properly pronounced "Noons."
 "The race to the bottom will be a photo finish."
 -Peter 2.0, in reference to Nunns and [[Jesse Levitt]]
-In fact, Peter Nunns won that race to the bottom in November of 2009, when he betrayed his former cross country teammates by violating the sanctity of the team listserv and forwarding team emails to archrival Tufts. It was truly a dick move, and he will forever be cursed by those in cross country circles for his treachery and general douchebaggery. It is widely believed that his intention was to forever get himself banned from Williams Cross Country. At least, that's what he accomplished.
+Fun fact: when Peter gets drunk, he sometimes rants that Walter Benjamin was assassinated by Stalinist conspirators.