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''' NOTE: This page has been updated to remove all the '06es and '07s, at least from the first two sections. Their names have been moved to the "former students" section. '''
===Sit at my table===
If you sit down, I won't look at you funny.
(Please list the dining hall you eat at most of the time. There's no point putting your name randomly on this list)
#Rahul Shah (09ras). I will remind you why I'm better than you.
#jordan landers. Can be found at breakfast in Driscoll with a whole grapefruit.
#Ben Howard
#Zach Safford (Not afraid to play with food)
#Dan Winston (lady, but not afraid to play with Zach)
#Elissa Brown (Well, anyways, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself)
#Jessica Rodriguez
#Jack Kling - Driscoll
#Jake Levinson (jl1) - Paresky. I'm very tall.
#Casey Lyons (ccl2) - Mission.
#Katie Creel (10kac_2)
#Austin Stanley (I usually wear a hat)
#Liz Weinberg (eaw1) - Usually in Paresky or Dodd
===Drop by my room===
Bored and wandering campus? Stop and say hello to someone.
# Ayesha Shahid-lives in Mission(prolly the only one in this list) and needs to learn a lot more. Come by and I'll listen to anything you can conjure up and even remember it. *will hand out free Dove beauty soap bars*
# Jeannette Rivera-Fay 212
===Buy me dinner===
If you swipe us, we will come. Very cool seniors on the zero meal plan who love to be guest mealed:
1. Jeannette Rivera - I never use my guest meals. Wouldnt mind some dinner company either. :D ===Eat my food=== If you want, I'll cook something for you (caveat esor) #Michael Gallagher Jordan Landers (06tmgCooks healthy food. Really tasty healthy food. Amazing.) ( ===Will eat your food=== If you cook for me, I'll eat it. And hopefully like it. #[[Jonathan Ohueri]] Notorious for accepting snack bar cookies. ===Will cook for you and eat your food=== I like breakfast reciprocity. Cook me food, and I'll eat it, and lunch toothen I'll make you food- not necessarily in that order or at the same time. #Jack Kling (09jak)#Rachel Winch Emily Maclary (06rlw10etm)#Ben Cohen Liz Weinberg (06bdceaw1) ===Will eat the animals you have slain and cooked=== If you kill it, and then cook it for me, I'll eat it. #Heather Casteel Natalia Gonzales (06hdcwhose father actually slays a cow every year, storing it in the Gonzales freezer for consumption... Natalia misses fresh beef)#Jason Law ===Will eat animals you procure (06jlnot necessarily cooked or slain)=== If you find it, and put it in front of me, I'll eat it. ===Will slay, cook, and eat YOU=== #[[Elise Piazza]] ===Will refuse to be above cows on the food chain===#Kate Majzoub [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09ras Rahul Shah] (06kmmNot really a Hindu but still feels uncomfortable eating beef) ===Will kill animals=== #Auyon Mukharji: Willy C, off of the common room. Give me a call if you want to go dropkick puppies or something.#[[Rahul Shah]]: Might kill the bacterium that is on your nose.
===Sit at my tableEasy Target for Slaughter and Eating===
== Will Pretend To Be An Asshole At First ==
I will be genuinely intimidating when you first meet me, will be haughty, arrogant, and caustic, make fun of you, and drop references to ''Starship Troopers''(1997) without dropping a beat so that you never know whether I'm really saying something or incorporating a quote from ''Starship Troopers'' into casual conversation. Then, you will discover that everything was an act and that you've won my undying respect and admiration for withstanding all that bullshit with a patient smile on your face. We will indulge in a month or two of constant, passionate sex, to the detriment of schoolwork, social lives, etc. until I have your complete trust and devotion and you can't imagine spending your life with anyone else. Then, I'll stab you in the back by having sex with somebody else, just because I have this personality disorder where I only want to have sex with people that are somehow "off-limits," prompting you to discover that the sensitive, sexy me is the REAL act, and, as it turns out, your first impression was right: I was actually an asshole all along. Thus you will learn the bitter lesson that you must ALWAYS judge a book by its cover. PS: I will never cook for you.
== Former Students ==