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Stuff The Student Body Should Definitely Do

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# {{outdated}}[[~~Your Mom|Your mom~~Category:To-Dos]].~~# Edit this wiki.# Learn how to spell "definitely."##Done. My bad.~~# Embrace the revolution.

##Against anchor housing?

##Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof.

# Learn the difference between "you're" and "your."

##Also between "there," "their," and "they're."

###And "whose" and "who's."##And "to," "two", and "too," while we're at it.##And "It's" and "Its," for the love of God. ##And "then" versus "than."##And "Good" and "Evil"##And my personal favorite, "which" and "that."###And stop insisting on pseudorules, such as [http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000918.html the which/that canard], that can claim the authority neither of history nor of literary usage.##And that "quote" is a verb, not a noun. That's "quotation"! On the contraty, "quote" is both a verb and a noun.### And some should learn to spell, apparantly. ####And some should learn to spell "apparently". (Leah I love you!)# Learn ~~what~~ that which constitutes a valid argument.

##Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof.

# Unpop collars.

##Not possible in Mission?# Form a volunteer regiment to fight in Iraqand one to fight in Iran and in N. Korea and France and all the other bad guys who hate our freedom.## Not possible in Mission. Hallways are too small and prevent regiments from assembling.

# Repop collars.

# Drink less hate-orade.

~~# Make fewer brilliant puns that make lesser men jealous, and cause them to make snide remarks in past edits of this Wiki.~~

~~# Learn the difference between "less" and "fewer".~~

~~# Learn how to be an unforgivable cunt about grammatical issues.~~

# Have more bitchfests on the blogs.

# Realize that humanism is like a boot stomping on a human face forever.

# Realize that existentialism is a humanism.

# Visit Dartmouth and learn Beer Pong, which is way better than [[Beirut]].

## Play Beer Pong obsessively.

### Our campus isn't really configured quite right for beer pong.

# Reconfigure campus for Beer Pong, while we set up anchor housing.

~~##Except that beer pong is super lame~~

~~###That's only ordinary beer pong. We're talking about GENUINE beer pong here!~~

# Drink alcoholic beverages sometime.

~~##Sometime?~~

~~### Yup.~~

~~#### Hella!~~

# Unpop collars once more.

# Make puns.

# Act like obnoxious dicks at the snack bar. ~~I hear the staff really enjoy that~~## Possible in Mission.

# Amuse random alums who edit the wiki.

# Guard against acting like tools. Self check, especially when drunk.

# ~~Not get~~ Get into ~~any~~ more blog bitchfests when there's work to ~~do.# Wa diddy diddy dum diddy~~ do.# Stop working and go out and get drunkand pull up stakes and smash bikes like the true inner tool you are.# Wear more pink polos...and Re-pop the collars, one more time. (But only as a joke to mock people that actually think it looks good).## Realize that the Pringle's advertising slogan is true for everything.## Why pop the collar when you can turn it inward, so it disappears inside the shirt? Everyone needs to start doing this; Dan Winston '09 created it today. It's the total, ironic anti-pop. But it can't get too popular or he'll have to start ironically regular-popping his collar in response to the fake hipsters and their inward-pop.

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