Sage F

Sage F is the can in your candy, the Mitch in your Albom, and the poop in your poopsicle. It is, in short, the best part of all of our Williams dreams, where entries actually work and the best (of) friends are made.

Less poetically put, It's across from Willy F, next to Sage E, and has a big plastered-over hole in its first-floor ceiling. Rumor has it that the hole was made by an 05's overambitious skull, reaching ad astra a little too zealously.