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| − | The nice people in Security have their offices in [[Hopkins Hall]]. They | + | The nice people in Security have their offices in the basement of [[Hopkins Hall]]. They are open 24/7. |
| − | + | ==Good cop== | |
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# Unlock your room when you lock yourself out for the bargain price of only $5 (the first one each year is free) | # Unlock your room when you lock yourself out for the bargain price of only $5 (the first one each year is free) | ||
| − | # Give your guest permission to park in Lower Mission, if you fill out the form | + | # Give your [[guest]] permission to park in [[Lower Mission]], if you fill out the form |
| − | # Agree to competitive bowling matches with students | + | # Agree to competitive [[bowling]] matches with students |
| − | # Give out phone numbers at night when 3131 is unavailable | + | # Give out phone numbers at night when [[switchboard|3131]] is unavailable |
# Pay students to read magazines at the table outside the office | # Pay students to read magazines at the table outside the office | ||
# Engrave your "high-dollar-value items" for free | # Engrave your "high-dollar-value items" for free | ||
| − | # Give you a new ID card for the bargain price of only $10 when you lose yours | + | # Give you a new [[ID card]] for the bargain price of only $10 when you lose yours |
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| + | ==Bad cop== | ||
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| + | # Ticket cars that are parked in convenient locations | ||
| + | # Kick people out of the library 15 minutes before it's supposed to close | ||
| + | # Perform occasional sweeps of dorms for party violations. Without a called in complaint this is rare, but a near-guarantee during [[First Days]], [[Preview Weekend]], and other times when parties are regulated or forbidden. | ||
| − | + | ==See also== | |
| + | * The official [http://www.williams.edu/admin/security/ Security main page]. | ||
| + | *The [http://www.williams.edu/admin/security/staff/ Security staff] page, which has some humorous interview snippets with the officers. | ||
Latest revision as of 00:35, March 20, 2008
The nice people in Security have their offices in the basement of Hopkins Hall. They are open 24/7.
Good cop
- Unlock your room when you lock yourself out for the bargain price of only $5 (the first one each year is free)
- Give your guest permission to park in Lower Mission, if you fill out the form
- Agree to competitive bowling matches with students
- Give out phone numbers at night when 3131 is unavailable
- Pay students to read magazines at the table outside the office
- Engrave your "high-dollar-value items" for free
- Give you a new ID card for the bargain price of only $10 when you lose yours
Bad cop
- Ticket cars that are parked in convenient locations
- Kick people out of the library 15 minutes before it's supposed to close
- Perform occasional sweeps of dorms for party violations. Without a called in complaint this is rare, but a near-guarantee during First Days, Preview Weekend, and other times when parties are regulated or forbidden.
See also
- The official Security main page.
- The Security staff page, which has some humorous interview snippets with the officers.
