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# Stay as cool as he is because no other college president knows how to keep it real the way our Morty does. | # Stay as cool as he is because no other college president knows how to keep it real the way our Morty does. | ||
# Play [[Beirut]] with me | # Play [[Beirut]] with me | ||
| − | # | + | # Sponsor "Forties with Morty." On his front lawn. Or perhaps Forties at Morty's. |
| − | + | #*Morty Fortyhands! | |
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# Splash some crazy colored paint on those black jeans. | # Splash some crazy colored paint on those black jeans. | ||
| + | # Three words: water-slide (the third word is just a Napoleon accent). | ||
| + | # Make Mountain Day a daily event | ||
| + | #*Come to Stoney Ledge on Mountain Day! | ||
| + | # Deep-six anchor housing. Like, literally. Strap the idea to a big ol' anchor and chuck it in the briny deep. | ||
| + | #*See [[Brent Yorgey]]'s humor piece on that subject [http://wso.williams.edu/blog/view?id=1453 here]. | ||
| + | # Move New York City 30 mins from campus. | ||
| + | # Make a public speech announcing that he henceforth wishes to be referred to as "The Hammer". | ||
| + | # Use proceeds from the $400M Capital Campaign to buy an iced-out medallion in the shape of the new Student Center to wear around his neck at all times. Then, inscribe the words, "Morton Owen 'Big Thangs' Schapiro" on said medallion. | ||
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- Stay as cool as he is because no other college president knows how to keep it real the way our Morty does.
- Play Beirut with me
- Sponsor "Forties with Morty." On his front lawn. Or perhaps Forties at Morty's.
- Morty Fortyhands!
- Splash some crazy colored paint on those black jeans.
- Three words: water-slide (the third word is just a Napoleon accent).
- Make Mountain Day a daily event
- Come to Stoney Ledge on Mountain Day!
- Deep-six anchor housing. Like, literally. Strap the idea to a big ol' anchor and chuck it in the briny deep.
- See Brent Yorgey's humor piece on that subject here.
- Move New York City 30 mins from campus.
- Make a public speech announcing that he henceforth wishes to be referred to as "The Hammer".
- Use proceeds from the $400M Capital Campaign to buy an iced-out medallion in the shape of the new Student Center to wear around his neck at all times. Then, inscribe the words, "Morton Owen 'Big Thangs' Schapiro" on said medallion.
