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Difference between revisions of "Stuff The Student Body Should Definitely Do"
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##Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof. | ##Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof. | ||
# Unpop collars. | # Unpop collars. | ||
| − | # Form a volunteer regiment to fight in Iraq. | + | # Form a volunteer regiment to fight in Iraq and one to fight in Iran and in N. Korea and France and all the other bad guy who hate our freedom. |
# Repop collars. | # Repop collars. | ||
# Drink less hate-orade. | # Drink less hate-orade. | ||
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# Not get into any more blog bitchfests when there's work to do. | # Not get into any more blog bitchfests when there's work to do. | ||
# Wa diddy diddy dum diddy do. | # Wa diddy diddy dum diddy do. | ||
| − | # Stop working and go out and get drunk | + | # Stop working and go out and get drunk and pull up stakes and smash bikes like the true inner tool you are. |
Revision as of 11:44, November 5, 2005
- Your mom.
- Edit this wiki.
- Learn how to spell "definitely."
- Done. My bad.
- Embrace the revolution.
- Against anchor housing?
- Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof.
- Learn the difference between "you're" and "your."
- Also between "there," "their," and "they're."
- And "whose" and "who's."
- Also between "there," "their," and "they're."
- Learn what constitutes a valid argument.
- Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof.
- Unpop collars.
- Form a volunteer regiment to fight in Iraq and one to fight in Iran and in N. Korea and France and all the other bad guy who hate our freedom.
- Repop collars.
- Drink less hate-orade.
- Make fewer brilliant puns that make lesser men jealous, and cause them to make snide remarks in past edits of this Wiki.
- Learn the difference between "less" and "fewer".
- Word to that.
- Learn how to be an unforgivable cunt about grammatical issues.
- Have more bitchfests on the blogs.
- Realize that humanism is like a boot stomping on a human face forever.
- Realize that existentialism is a humanism.
- Visit Dartmouth and learn Beer Pong, which is way better than Beirut.
- Play Beer Pong obsessively.
- Our campus isn't really configured quite right for beer pong.
- Play Beer Pong obsessively.
- Reconfigure campus for Beer Pong, while we set up anchor housing.
- Except that beer pong is super lame
- That's only ordinary beer pong. We're talking about GENUINE beer pong here!
- Except that beer pong is super lame
- Drink alcoholic beverages sometime.
- Sometime?
- Yup.
- Hella!
- Yup.
- Sometime?
- Unpop collars once more.
- Make puns.
- Act like obnoxious dicks at the snack bar. I hear the staff really enjoy that.
- Amuse random alums who edit the wiki.
- Guard against acting like tools. Self check, especially when drunk.
- Not get into any more blog bitchfests when there's work to do.
- Wa diddy diddy dum diddy do.
- Stop working and go out and get drunk and pull up stakes and smash bikes like the true inner tool you are.
