Stuff Morty Should Definitely Do

1. Stay as cool as he is because no other college president knows how to keep it real the way our Morty does.
2. Play Beirut with me
3. Better, sponsor "Forties with Morty." On his front lawn.
   1. That is the best idea I've heard in a long time. College council should put it to a referendum.
   2. Seconded. They have to bring it now, right?
   3. College council has been officially petitioned.
4. Splash some crazy colored paint on those black jeans.
5. Three words: water-slide (the third word is just a Napoleon accent).
6. Make Mountain Day a daily event
   1. Come to Stoney Ledge on Mountain Day!
7. Deep-six anchor housing. Like, literally. Strap the idea to a big ol' anchor and chuck it in the briny deep.
8. Move New York City 30 mins from campus.