Stephen Webster

Stephen Webster '10, not-pope-elect, sings bass in the Elizabethans.

Oh, and he also plays bass clarinet in Symphonic Winds and plays piano for fun. In the Elizabethans, his consonants can be heard as far as Australia, where the kangaroos unsuccessfully attempt to escape his groan-inducing jokes.

Earned a place on the Armstrong 2 It List. Distant relative of Noah Webster, American lexicographer. Likes zucchini.