Skills

Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses.

Automotive

Drive Stick Shift

Evan Miller (maniacally)

Daniel Rooney (erratically)

Change a Tire

David Rodriguez '06 has changed more than his fair share of tires and learned that salt+rust will effectively glue a wheel onto the axle. Solution? Wedge the flat edge of your hubcap-removal tool into the jammed area and whack the crap out of it with a hammer. Eventually, if you're lucky, that wheel will pop right off.

Computer Languages

Perl

Kai Steverson (competent)

Java

Daniel Rooney (disgusting)

Feats of Strength

Benchpress the big bar

Evan Miller (like it was the training bar)