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Not-Pope

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A completely unimportant title granted to a member of WARP who is not the Pope.

The office of Not-Pope was created when Jesse Dill, '04, then 'pope' of WARP, excommunicated himself and gave over the office to a random dude he found in an Akron, Ohio phonebook. However, unable to stay away from WARP, he re-entered the fold as the Not-Pope. For the next several years, the 1st Not-Pope issued numerous random proclamations, signifying nothing in particular.

Before his graduation, Not-Pope Jesse passed the miter to Katy Dieber, '07, who currently holds office. She has issued approximately one proclamation: the creation of the first Not-Cardinal of WARP (his not-eminence Hank Gerrard Not-Cardinal Tojman). Her proclamations are advised and mostly-written by Sean Carollo, '07 ("The Guy with the Hat"), including this entry into this institution's store of knowledge.

In May of 2007, Katy will pass the grave responsibilities of the Jessinian office on to some as-yet-undetermined member of the class of '10, though keeping the glory of the title for herself. But she will pass on the miter. Even if it's warm and nifty.


See also Hank Gerrard the "Not-Cardinal" Tojman, Sean Carollo '07, WARP