It can be hard to remember which buildings are which, especially if they look almost exactly the same. This page is dedicated to collecting memory tools so that students will never again enter the wrong building.
Mission
The "houses" of Mission Park, from west to east (or from left to right, from the top of the hill), are Armstrong, Pratt, Mills, and Dennett, or:
- Affluent People Masticate Daily
- Alimony Prompts Many Divorces
- All People Must Dance
- All People Must Drink
- Andrew Pocius Monster Dong
Greylock
The dorms comprising the Greylock quad, from south to north (or from left to right viewed from from Greylock Dining Hall), are Bryant, (Mark) Hopkins, Carter, and Gladden, or:
- Big Hairy Caribbean Girls
- Big Hairy Crew Girls
- Big Hairy Cajun Girls