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Oh, yeah? My dad is a professional ping-pong player. In fact, he revolutionized the game. Without him, we would still be batting around huge leather balls stuffed with feathers instead of the oh-so-bouncy plastic variety we see today. How would your dad feel if you contracted a mysterious eye disease from being splashed in the face with beer because the ball that plunked into your beer cup was too big and heavy? I would guess that he would feel terrible.
Ping Pong? Pssht! My dad is Jimbo Wales, creator of wikipedia. Is your dad so powerful that he can ban people from committing their extensive knowledge of anime and porn to the internet for the enjoyment of the masses? Didn't think so. How would your dad feel if my dad created a wikipedia article about him, vandalized it, and blocked your dad and all his friends from editing it? I would guess that your dad (who I read on the internet is a total douche) would feel terrible.