Stephen Webster

Stephen Webster '10, Not-Pope-elect, sings bass in the Elizabethans.

Stephen Webster's only real achievement in life is making Arjun Narayan's Willipedia page.

Oh, and he also plays bass clarinet in Symphonic Winds and plays piano for fun (although his slurs on Chopin's composing skills may vex some). In the Elizabethans, his consonants can be heard as far as Australia, where the kangaroos unsuccessfully attempt to escape his groan-inducing jokes.

Earned a place on the Armstrong 2 It List. Distant relative of Noah Webster, American lexicographer. Worked at Merrowvista with Zach Sullivan '05. Likes zucchini.