Jesse Levitt

Jesse Levitt is a cross between Alpha Centauri and a Cocker Spaniel. Jesse Levitt would like to thank Quaker Oats and the Letter K for helping him get where he is today. Last year, it was conclusively proven by the Williams College Math Department that a solution exists for Jesse Levitt.

Jesse Levitt shares the same DNA as Peter Nunns, we do not know who the original is. [Citation needed]

The best advice ever given with respect to dealing with Jesse Levitt - "Do not, no matter what, get sucked into Jesse's personal life". (Peter Nunns and Adam McKay)