Telephone Oracle

Do you have a question that you really want a (funny) answer to? Are you a classics major who's always wondered how that chick at Delphi came up with all those wacky predictions? Are you looking for a party game that pleases everyone and can be enjoyed without alcohol?

You will need:

• At least six players
• A sheet of paper for each player
• A pen for each player.

Optional:

• A different color pen for each player. Not necessary, especially if everyone knows everyone else's handwritng.

Rules

Everyone sits in a circle.

Everyone writes, at the top of his or her own page, a question that he would like to have answered by the Oracle. When everyone has done this, all pass their sheets to the right (if a second game is played, pass left).

The second person receives a question, and must write, on the line below, a semi-reasonable answer to this question. It's best to actually address the question; plenty of humor will come from this game even without intnetional non-sequiters. When all have written their answers, the sheet is folded so that only the last line is readable by the next person. All sheets are then passed in the same direction.

The next person must now write a question that could have produced that answer, and folds his sheet likewise, so that only that question is visible to the next writer.

Play proceeds in this fashion, alternating between question- and answer-writing rounds. When a player sees a question, he writes an answer. When he sees an answer, he writes a question. Sometimes it occurs that you are looking at the wrong thing on a given round, because the person before you screwed up. What you do in tht situation is really up to you. It doesn't matter.

End

When the last thing on a sheet of paper is an answer, and there is no room for another question and answer, throw it into the middle of the circle. It is done.

Some rounds may pass when not everyone is writing, as some sheets finish before others. This is ok. When all sheets are done, everyone takes a sheet at random from the middle. One player begins reading the sheet in his hands:

"The Oracle was asked . . ." and then reads the top question in the chain. "The Oracle answered . . ." and then the last line, an answer, is read. The reader waits for any laughter to subside, and then rereads the question and reads the whole sheet for everyone's enjoyment.

Then the next person in the circle likewise reads a sheet, and so on, until all have been read.

Tips

Players should reverse the direction of sheet-passing if a second game is desired. This gives you the chance to reply to the writings of the person who was last replying to yours -- also known as getting revenge.

Puns, personal references, and true-to-life answers are all fair game. Couples beware: nothing is sacred.

Don't ask things you don't want answered.

Examples

The following exchanges are excerpts from actual games of Telephone Oracle.

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"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's a banana; I stole it from the dining hall."
"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's a banana."
"Is that a diggeridoo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"No, baby, you just make me go Fwoooooo."

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