Students who want to meet random people

Sit at my table

If you sit down, I won't look at you funny.

1. Evan Miller feels funny being at the top of this long list.
2. Lisetta Shah
3. Jono Dowse
4. Joe McDonough; but how will you know it's me? I shall wear a blue carnation in my buttonhole. "It's not the time of year for oranges," I will say. Respond "The herring flies at midnight."
5. Joe Shoer, who does not actually wear laser goggles on a regular basis. He is also capable of talking about much more than anchor housing.
6. Leah Shoer (I figure, why not? This is your last semester to meet both Shoers. You might even get a two-fer if you time it right.)
7. LaVonna Bowen (06lmb) will look at you funny, but she does that with everyone.
8. Jason Ren
9. Aston Gonzalez
10. Cat Vielma (will probably look at you funny, and don't bring salmon!)
11. Rachel Winch
12. Rahul Shah (09ras). I eat almost every meal at Driscoll. Come join me. I usually engage in interesting discussion at meal time.
13. Morgan Goodwin (08mjg). Mission mostly
14. Sunmi Yang (Doesn't actually go to meals, but can usually be found at the Snack Bar. As in, almost every night.)
15. Jordan Landers. Can be found at breakfast in Driscoll with a whole grapefruit.
16. Kate Majzoub (I mostly eat on benches)
17. Katie Montgomery likes meeting new people.
18. Teng Jian Khoo (If you randomly see a long-haired guy eating alone at Mission, it's probably me)
19. Peter Nunns; you bring the conversation topics. Unless otherwise prompted, I only talk about zombies, Futurism, famous lunatics, beards, and the shortcomings/failures of capitalism. - as a side note, Peter is crazy and topics may also stray to giant squid, eugenics, sado-masochism and the glory of Morgan West
20. Ben Howard
21. Jarrad Wood
22. Diana Davis
23. Zach Safford (Not afraid to play with food)

Drop by my room

Bored and wandering campus? Stop and say hello to someone.

1. Joe Shoer (Come see my vintage '77 Star Wars poster!)
2. LaVonna Bowen plays video games when she's not working. Which is all the time.

Buy me dinner

If you swipe us, we will come. Very cool seniors on the zero meal plan who love to be guest mealed:

1. Michael Gallagher (06tmg) (I like breakfast and lunch too)
2. Rachel Winch (06rlw)
3. Ben Cohen (06bdc)
4. Heather Casteel (06hdc) (particularly enjoys sunday brunch)
5. Jason Law (06jl)
6. Kate Majzoub (06kmm)
7. M. Esa Seegulam (06mes) (Sold his hair for a meal)
8. Roy Liu (06rl)
9. Jen Messier (06jam_2)
10. Jess Lovaas (06jll)
11. Gillian McBride (06gmm) (parents love me and so will you)
12. Kathryn Fromson (06kef) misses dining hall lunch, not so much dinner

Eat my food

If you want, I'll cook something for you (caveat esor)

1. Alan Cordova (06arc_2)
2. Jordan Landers (Cooks healthy food. Really tasty healthy food. Amazing.)
3. Teng Jian Khoo (09tk) I have too much food right now. It may or may not have to be cooked, but if you want Malaysian food, you know where to get it.

Will eat your food

If you cook for me, I'll eat it. And hopefully like it.

1. Eduardo Lizarraga (08eml). I am vegetarian, so please no meat or fish. Cheese and eggs are fine.
2. Rachel Winch (06rlw). For real. E-mail me! I especially love vegetables and things that don't contain meat.
3. Jono Dowse. Mm-mm-mmm.
4. Sunmi Yang. Will probably eat anything and everything set in front of her.

Will cook for you and eat your food

I like reciprocity. Cook me food, and I'll eat it, and then I'll make you food- not necessarily in that order or at the same time.

1. Lisetta Shah

Will be an asshole

I will "cook for you," but I will then shun you and feed it all to my farm animals, just to spite you and waste your time. If/when you cook for me, I will tell you it is shitty and you should go die, before you even start cooking.

1. Peter Shin

Will eat the animals you have slain and cooked

If you kill it, and then cook it for me, I'll eat it.

1. Peter Nunns
2. Michael Hagerty '08
3. Natalia Gonzales (whose father actually slays a cow every year, storing it in the Gonzales freezer for consumption... Natalia misses fresh beef)

Will eat animals you procure (not necessarily cooked or slain)

If you find it, and put it in front of me, I'll eat it.

1. Toby Hall

Will give you a smoke and stay for a chat

1. Julianne Shelby '06: I live in the basement of Fitch, smoke outside of it all the time. Hit me up if you're short on cigs, I smoke Marlboro Reds, and I always have something on my mind.

Will kill animals

1. Auyon Mukharji: Willy C, off of the common room. Give me a call if you want to go dropkick puppies or something.

1. Michael Anthony Del Rio: If by animals you mean communist agitators, I'm your man.

1. Taryn Beth Pritchard: She strangles stray cats. They irk her she says.