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Stuff The Student Body Should Definitely Do

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# {{outdated}}[[Your Mom|Your momCategory:To-Dos]].# Edit this wiki.# Learn how to spell "definitely."##Done. My bad.# Embrace the revolution.
##Against anchor housing?
##Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof.
# Learn the difference between "you're" and "your."
##Also between "there," "their," and "they're."
###And "whose" and "who's."##And "to," "two", and "too," while we're at it.##And "It's" and "Its," for the love of God. ##And "then" versus "than."##And "Good" and "Evil"##And my personal favorite, "which" and "that."###And stop insisting on pseudorules, such as [http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000918.html the which/that canard], that can claim the authority neither of history nor of literary usage.##And that "quote" is a verb, not a noun. That's "quotation"! On the contraty, "quote" is both a verb and a noun.### And some should learn to spell, apparantly. ####And some should learn to spell "apparently". (Leah I love you!)# Learn what that which constitutes a valid argument.
##Not possible in Mission. The hallways are too small and riot-proof.
# Unpop collars.
##Not possible in Mission?# Form a volunteer regiment to fight in Iraqand one to fight in Iran and in N. Korea and France and all the other bad guys who hate our freedom.## Not possible in Mission. Hallways are too small and prevent regiments from assembling.
# Repop collars.
# Drink less hate-orade.
# Make fewer brilliant puns that make lesser men jealous, and cause them to make snide remarks in past edits of this Wiki.
# Learn the difference between "less" and "fewer".
# Learn how to be an unforgivable cunt about grammatical issues.
# Have more bitchfests on the blogs.
# Realize that humanism is like a boot stomping on a human face forever.
# Realize that existentialism is a humanism.
# Visit Dartmouth and learn Beer Pong, which is way better than [[Beirut]].
## Play Beer Pong obsessively.
### Our campus isn't really configured quite right for beer pong.
# Reconfigure campus for Beer Pong, while we set up anchor housing.
##Except that beer pong is super lame
###That's only ordinary beer pong. We're talking about GENUINE beer pong here!
# Drink alcoholic beverages sometime.
##Sometime?
### Yup.
#### Hella!
# Unpop collars once more.
# Make puns.
# Act like obnoxious dicks at the snack bar. I hear the staff really enjoy that## Possible in Mission.
# Amuse random alums who edit the wiki.
# Guard against acting like tools. Self check, especially when drunk.
# Not get Get into any more blog bitchfests when there's work to do.# Wa diddy diddy dum diddy do.# Stop working and go out and get drunkand pull up stakes and smash bikes like the true inner tool you are.# Wear more pink polos...and Re-pop the collars, one more time. (But only as a joke to mock people that actually think it looks good).## Realize that the Pringle's advertising slogan is true for everything.## Why pop the collar when you can turn it inward, so it disappears inside the shirt? Everyone needs to start doing this; Dan Winston '09 created it today. It's the total, ironic anti-pop. But it can't get too popular or he'll have to start ironically regular-popping his collar in response to the fake hipsters and their inward-pop.
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