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''' NOTE: This page has been updated to remove all the '06es and '07s, at least from the first two sections. Their names have been moved to the "former students" section. '''
===Sit at my table===
If you sit down, I won't look at you funny.
(Please list the dining hall you eat at most of the time. There's no point putting your name randomly on this list)
#Rahul Shah (09ras). I will remind you why I'm better than you.
#jordan landers. Can be found at breakfast in Driscoll with a whole grapefruit.
#Ben Howard
#Zach Safford (Not afraid to play with food)
#Dan Winston (lady, but not afraid to play with Zach)
#Elissa Brown (Well, anyways, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself)
#Jessica Rodriguez
#Jack Kling - Driscoll
#Jake Levinson (jl1) - Paresky. I'm very tall.
#Casey Lyons (ccl2) - Mission.
#Katie Creel (10kac_2)
#Austin Stanley (I usually wear a hat)
#Liz Weinberg (eaw1) - Usually in Paresky or Dodd
===Drop by my room===
Bored and wandering campus? Stop and say hello to someone.
# Ayesha Shahid-lives in Mission(prolly the only one in this list) and needs to learn a lot more. Come by and I'll listen to anything you can conjure up and even remember it. *will hand out free Dove beauty soap bars*
# Jeannette Rivera-Fay 212
===Buy me dinner===
If you swipe us, we will come. Very cool seniors on the zero meal plan who love to be guest mealed:
1. Jeannette Rivera - I never use my guest meals. Wouldnt mind some dinner company either. :D ===Eat my food=== If you want, I'll cook something for you (caveat esor) #Michael Gallagher Jordan Landers (06tmgCooks healthy food. Really tasty healthy food. Amazing.) ( ===Will eat your food=== If you cook for me, I'll eat it. And hopefully like it. #[[Jonathan Ohueri]] Notorious for accepting snack bar cookies. ===Will cook for you and eat your food=== I like breakfast reciprocity. Cook me food, and I'll eat it, and lunch toothen I'll make you food- not necessarily in that order or at the same time. #Jack Kling (09jak)#Rachel Winch Emily Maclary (06rlw10etm)#Ben Cohen Liz Weinberg (06bdceaw1) ===Will eat the animals you have slain and cooked=== If you kill it, and then cook it for me, I'll eat it. #Heather Casteel Natalia Gonzales (06hdcwhose father actually slays a cow every year, storing it in the Gonzales freezer for consumption... Natalia misses fresh beef)#Jason Law ===Will eat animals you procure (06jlnot necessarily cooked or slain)=== If you find it, and put it in front of me, I'll eat it. ===Will slay, cook, and eat YOU=== #Kate Majzoub [[Elise Piazza]] ===Will refuse to be above cows on the food chain===#[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09ras Rahul Shah] (06kmmNot really a Hindu but still feels uncomfortable eating beef) ===Will kill animals=== #Auyon Mukharji: Willy C, off of the common room. Give me a call if you want to go dropkick puppies or something.#[[Rahul Shah]]: Might kill the bacterium that is on your nose. ===Easy Target for Slaughter and Eating=== #[[Jarrad Wood]]: Usually found in Thompson or Schow. Follow the annoying laugh noises. Throw books at him, with Orgo mechanisms written all over them.
===Sit at my tableWill be an asshole===
I will "cook for you," but I will then shun you and feed it all to my farm animals, just to spite you and waste your time. If /when you sit downcook for me, I won't look at will tell you it is shitty and you should go die, before you funnyeven start cooking.
#Evan Miller#Lisetta Shah#Jono Dowse#Joe McDonough; but how will you know it's me? I shall wear Peter Shin (is a blue carnation in my buttonhole. "It's not the time of year for oranges," I will say. Respond "The herring flies at midnight."#Joe Shoer#LaVonna Bowen (06lmbreal asshole) will look at you funny, but she does that with everyone.#Jason Ren#Aston Gonzalez
#Miles Klee (is almost too good of an asshole)
===Sit at my table and maybe I'll look at you funny, maybe not=Former Students ==