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Here's a place to let people know what, exactly, you can hack. (Or use.)
(Edited to remove graduated students. Revert if you feel that is wrong.)
Also for those who feel that they are inadequate because they cannot program in TeX/Mathematica, there will be workshops on these topics during Winter Study. All Math majors will receive an email about this soon. Anyone else can sign up by emailing Rahul Shah (09ras) or look in the daily messages/other appropriate communication media. ==Computer The Devil's Languages==
===Assembly Language===
[[Jing Cao]] now knows he should extend before division [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06tfv Travis Vachon08slh Son Ho] (kind of...I make things crash)
[[Paul N. Stansifer Arjun Narayan '0710]] (my claim to masculinity)Not good. Not good.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung[Jeff Marsceill '08]] (I'd be the a5 register on the emulator because that one definitely doesn't work.)
[[Jing CaoSean Barker '09]] now knows he should extend before divisionhad flashbacks during Compilers.
===Befunge===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/qz1 Qiao Zhang'13] gdb is your friend!
Steve Winslow '04===Bash===
[[Brent Yorgeyhttp://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/cj1 Chuan Ji]] '04:(){:|:&};:
===CBefunge===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06tfv Travis Vachon]
[[Brent Yorgey]] '04===C===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09ras Rahul Shah](is pretty much the God of C, but mostly because C stands for medioCre)
[[Jing Cao]] Compiled his second C program with no syntax errors
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He]
Just compiled his 300th C program with 33 syntax errors
===Haskell===[[Arjun Narayan '10]] Hello world only
[[Brent Yorgey]] Andrew Triska '04 (10 writes the world's most beautiful language ever complicated and boring text-- don't give me this Ruby crap)based games.
===Hypertalk===[[Jeff Marsceill '08]]
[[Alan Cordovahttp://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/qz1 Qiao Zhang'13]] Booyahheap allocators, garbage collectors, and painful debugging!
===JavaC++===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/cj1 Chuan Ji] How do I deal with memory leaks? By writing code that doesn't have any.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/qz1 Qiao Zhang] How do I deal with memory leaks?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney] (disgusting)I use smart pointers.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (shamefully well)==Haskell===
[[Brent Yorgeyhttp://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He]] '04 (I frickin' TEACH this language)tentatively agrees
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung/abs1 Antal Spector-Zabusky] (not bad either.)<code>:: [Either FreeTime Deadline] -> [Program]</code>
===JavaScriptHypertalk===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller[Alan Cordova] (just a pinch)] Booyah!
===LabVIEWJava===
Joe Shoer '06 (though he's ashamed to admit he knows such [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He] will always be a stupid beginner in this language). Just don't get it.
Sam Clapp '06 (It is NOT a stupid language! Three cheers for graphical programming!)[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=10arn Arjun Narayan] Will always be in love with this one.
===LaTeX===[[Jeff Marsceill '08]]
[[Daniel Klein Sean Barker '06|Daniel Klein09]] (knows too good for word processing)many of the libraries by heart.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (too poor for Word)==LabVIEW===
[[Diana Davis '07]] (infinitely superior to anything else) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06tfv Travis Vachon] (It's pretty frickin sweet)==LaTeX===
[http://wsoAny Div.williamsIII major with the slightest notion of aesthetics.edu/facebook/view?unix=07mse Matthew Earle] (Offers TeX services for $10/hr.)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung08xjh Jerry He] (Would like her chemistry reports Used to be TeX-ed, in the league but alas, converting chemical structures from ChemDraw have since defected to .jpg on her Windows side and then switching into her Linux side where the Windows side is mounted and then converting .jpgs into using Lyx: the accepted TeX format is too many steps. But if she ever decided aesthetics were worth everything and anything, she'd be all up ons for chem reports TeX-edWysiwyg Latex editor.)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08nv Nela Vukmirovic[Arjun Narayan '10] thinks ] Can barely survive it's not worth the pain.
[[Aidan Finley sunmi yang '04]] spent a week teaching it to himself during his thesis crunch, which indirectly contributed to a case 08 has found the new love of sleep deprivation her life in TeX and a subsequent fall in Sawyer LibraryBeamer. This in turn produced a leg wound which required hospitalization during Senior Week Some even call TeX her abusive boyfriend.
===Lisp===[[Rahul Shah]] Can TeX his Math homework when he needs to.
(cons '[[Brent YorgeyJeff Marsceill '08]] (cons '04(cons '[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] '07)))
===Matlab===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He]
(great language for quick visual programming)
===Mathematica===
 
[[Daniel Klein '06|Daniel Klein]] (is too a real language)
 
[[Joe Shoer '06]] (it's my thesis, and I can do more with it than the math nerds can)
 
[[Laura Effinger-Dean '06]] (I make pretty pictures for my thesis!)
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06nsy Nick Yates '06] (Pretty spirals! Ooh!)
 
[[Diana Davis '07]] (I'll isoperimeterize you!)
Any physics major worth their weight in problem sets
(a must-learn for any physics major)
===PARI/GP===Math majors can do it too.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06nsy Nick Yates sunmi yang '06] 08 (For a number theoretic software called [http://pari.it's my math.u-bordeaux.fr/ PARI]; similar to Cthesis, so there, Joe)
===PerlObjective C===
[http:===PARI//wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unixGP===06cks Kai Steverson] (competent)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (wizardly)==Perl===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08jwc_2 Jing Cao/jmh1 $ perl -e "length q local and print chr oct ord q open do and print chr ord qw q uc q and print chr ord qw q lc q and print chr ord q tie lt and print chr ord q map m and print chr ord qw q ne q and print chr ord q q q and print chr ord uc q chr lc and print chr ord q ref or and print chr ord q msgctl m and print chr ord qw q s q"] (kind of)
[[Brent Yorgey]] '04 (JAPH)===PHP===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix===PHP===08kch Katherine Huang] (sort of)
[http://wso[Arjun Narayan '10]] Also knows what all three letters stand for. And all three. And all three. And all three..williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07yfh Young Hahn] (godly)
[http://wso.williams[Sean Barker '09]] also knows what the three letters used to stand for.edu/facebook/view?unix=08kch Katherine Huang] (sort of)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07dcs Dave Senft/jmh1 Julian Hess] (also knows what the P stands agrees that PHP provides for)pretty hellish programming.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung/cj1 Chuan Ji] (When really desperate and focusedbetter than Perl at least...)
===PL/SQL===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller/jmh1 Julian Hess] (a terrible language)'; DROP DATABASE
===Python===
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06tfv Travis Vachon] (the scripting language of choice)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He]
===R===
[[Daniel Klein Arjun Narayan '06|Daniel Klein10]] But not as good as [[Aaron Schwartz]] (it makes statistics fun!)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller08xjh Jerry He] (needs to learn how to put his skills on his own line but is probably very quite capable at R), more so than STATA
===Ruby===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller08xjh Jerry He] (the scripting language of choiceconvenience)
[[Ronit Bhattacharyya '07]] (the most beautiful language ever)===TI-BASIC===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08xjh Jerry He[Sean Barker '09]](the language of conveniencean exercise in pain===WC3400 Microcode===
===WC237 Microcode===Jing Cao Broke the phase 2 record
[http://wso.williams.edu[Arjun Narayan '10]] Broke the pass/facebook/view?unix=06tfv Travis Vachon] (well, at one point at least..fail barrier.)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung[Sean Barker '09]] (Short and slow microcode, like her short and slow self.)[[Charles Cao '09]] broke 8 microinstructions per ASM instruction
===XML/XSLT/XPath/XQuery===
==God's Languages== ===Lisp=== (append (cons '[[Brent Yorgey]] (cons '04(cons '[Ronit Bhattacharyya http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] '07)))[[Arjun Narayan]] (hey, at least I'm not claiming CSS & HTML to be languages)
== Hardware ==
 
=== Electric ===
 
Arjun Narayan '10
 
=== Breaking CPU chips ===
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08slh Son Ho] (one victim hung on my door)
=== Peck-Typing ===
 
[[Jonathan Landsman]] (fast, loud, and blind. has entertained friends)
==Software==
===ChemDraw===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] (Don't make me clipware you.)==Microsoft Paint===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07whp Hazen Parsons/ts4 Tarjinder Singh]The hardest program he knows how to use... :)
===PowerPoint===
 
[[Jonathan Landsman|Jonathan Landsman '05]] (godly)
===Adobe Photoshop===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez[Sean Hayes] (Has ridiculous photoshop skills and can do just about anything with a digital image given enough time) [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07im Ines Major] (also has ridiculous Decent skills)
===AppleWorks===
[[Jonathan Landsman==1337 |Jonathan Landsman '05]] (fears no page/margin/line spacing/font size requirement) [[Jono Dowse '06]] (still uses it in drawing and painting mode. He is a 13-year Apple drawing veteran.)|@><0R==
[[Laurie BrinkToby Hall]] sort-of-'05 (disputes that this is actually a "computer skill," seeing as the charming thing about AppleWorks is that it's infinitely more user-friendly and intuitive than Microsoft Office). w00t
[[Category:StudentsTed Wiles]](Ted is an amazing hacker and programmer. It isn't uncommon for his digg.com articles to yield over 250 diggs in one day. He also is passionate about his art and has plans to do a thesis senior year that allows him to reinterpret famous art works completely through graphic design software. He is also very good at hacking.)